「THE MORNING GOOLIES」 Skimp on fuel! Disruptive Russian fool! Bakanov was a Baka, sacked obtuse traitor. Skimp on food! The fittest are the lewd! Costs are surging, but complimentary is mating. Molly you moll! Shut up and roll! Conscripted soldier on wifely duty!

JB Editorial Team

THE MORNING GOOLIES 「Daily Milk Delivery!」presented by Japan Broadcasting.net Corporation

The trovatore is an old school, maybe. But still, our Editor in chief is allegedly a Druid…. if not a devout phallic worshipper. “Bakanov Ivan truly reminds me of my unparalleled travel literature; Baca Gaijin. How splendid”, he chuckles after the delivery of daily milk.