Now is the knowing.
Dear friends, Bellends and enemies.
Welcome and thank you for visiting the JB, Japan Broadcasting.net.
My name is Samurai Yujiro Taniyama.
I am an itinerant broadcaster. Nevertheless, some idle pundits call me “The Oriental Bellend”.
Speak what I think in hard words, that’s what I do.
Life vacillates between Sushi and Tsunami. Hope and despair.
Inexcitable, unemotional existence is indeed lethargic; and tastes just like a Hamachi without a Wasabi. Meanwhile, the enigmatic concept of Wabi-Sabi（侘び寂び）- in my definition is all about the‘Beauty of Imperfection’. Yes, it may sound vague and pretty, as the 'Land of Unobtrusive Beauty' is indisputably unscrupulous.
The Nipponese hardly ever shake hands. But we bow. That’s been Nippon’s tradition long before the founding of the first Samurai regime back in the 12th century.
But I’m nonchalant about it, for pre-established harmony always the mother of complacency. Instead, I’d rather rebel against mundane conformity.
As a 'Ronin dumb as a brick', I cannot resist but convey my feeble ideas and strike today’s conventional wisdom with my edgy Katana sword of spirituality that inexplicably resembles a diminutive phallic symbol.
As the taste of Ramen changes every once in a while, aspiration for innovative transformation is always good.
The endeavor to miraculous freedom starts now. Bow!
Arigato, and a good luck to you.
Your obedient servant,
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