8 reasons why Japan will crush Colombia at the 2018 FIFA World Cup – The Power of YaTa Garass 八咫烏で日本がコロンビアに勝つ

Today, Japan’s invincible “Samurai Blue” will play Colombia at the 2018 FIFA World Cup Russia. First stage, first match, Group H.

You can follow the game LIVE on the FIFA official website.

And I would humbly like to assert that you have every reason to believe in Japan’s victory today at the Moldavia Arena in Saransk.

Here are 8 solid reasons why.


  1. Kagawa Shinji is back. The Borussia Dortmund striker, who also played for Mr Fergusson’s Manchester United is now in perfect shape, having overcome  a tendon injury he suffered in January. Japan’s No.10 proved it when Japan slashed Paraguay 4-2 at a friendly test match 6 days ago. And I believe that he is ready to make a huge difference today.
  2. James Rodriguez is no longer what he used to be. That’s why he was transferred form Real Madrid to Bayern Munich. As the Sports Illustrated reports, the Colombian star has failed to prove what he is worth after the stunning World Cup debut in Brazil 2014. Of course there’s no denying the fact that Colombia’s No.10 is still an unreal technician, having scored 6 times in 19 appearances at the Bundesliga – but still, he is too handsome a man to  be a top scorer in Russia like he did four years ago.
  3. Colombia elected a new president just 3 days ago. Ivan Duque, a U.S educated conservative could not only destabilize his country but his soccer team. Ludicrous as it may sound, the Washington Times has reported “Peace may be the loser” – and the de-stability in Bogota’s internal affairs could subconsciously downplay its national squad. We’ve also got to bear in mind that a former Colombian star player Andres Escobar was assassinated by his own fellow citizens after his devastating own goal at the 1994 FIFA world cup. The tragedy underscores the fact the enormous pressure Colombian players face till this very day – which may lead to underperformance.
  4. The Samurai Blue has a brand new lethal weapon, Inui Takashi. Spain’s La liga footballer scored two goals against Paraguay a week ago, and is in a super fit shape. Many of you may have never even heard of him, but Eibar’s attacking midfielder who will play for Real Betis next season was often referred to by Japan’s sacked manger Vahid Halilhodzic as “Maradona of Japan”.
  5. Radamel Falcao is too good. “El Tigre” (Tiger in Spanish) as he is often referred to by the mighty Colombians is definitely a brilliant attacker who has overcome a tragic injury right before the FIFA World Cup 2014. The Monaco striker is an absolute monster, a pretty dangerous one. But the fact that he is “too great” may ironically isolate him in today’s match.
  6. Southampton’s defender Yoshida Maya is ready. The 189cm Samurai will surely play a pivotal role in blocking Rodriguez and Falcao, and he knows how to do it.
  7. Japan’s new coach Nishino Akira is a lucky bastard. Obscure as he may be, Nishino created history by managing Japan’s magical victory over Brazil in 1996 Atlanta Olympics. Boy, is he gonna do it again fellas.
  8. The Power of YaTa Garass.   If you look closely at the official uniform of the Samurai Blue, you will see a black bird on the chest – which is an absolute, irreplaceable emblem for Japan soccer. 八咫烏, or YaTa Garass – as it is called is a legendary bird in Japanese mythology that is known for leading Japan’s first Emperor Jimmu (660B.C〜) to the right path to success back in the olden times. It is indeed an interesting bird with just 3 legs (please look carefully!) – so do not mistaken it for a mere crow. YaTa Garass is also enshrined as a Guardian Angel in 3 Shinto shrines; Kumanonachitaisha Shrine, Kumanohongutaisha Shrine as well as the Kumanohayatamataisha Shrine which is located in Kumano, also a profound UNESCO World Heritage sight. When Japan’s Women Soccer Team won the Women’s FIFA World cup 2011, it was of course the YaTa Garass that led the girls led by the living legend Sawa Homare to stunning the world.    And now, it is the mythical bird that will create an unforgettable miracle once again. Get ready ladies and gentlemen!  


Arigato Gozaimass for reading!


FIFA Fair Play. Good luck to both teams.


Donald the Golfer & Shinzo the Caddie

His daughter is “As dumb as a brick” – according to his “sloppy” former aide Steve Bannon. (Book: “Fire and Fury”)

Fox News owner Rupert Murdoch purpotedly labelled him as “A charlatan and a fool”.

But still, he is the kingmaker of our world today.

And of course, his name is Donald……..not the duck but Trump.

While “Winnie the Pooh” Xi Jinping has successfully hypnotised his fellow Communist comrades to allow him to rule China indefinitely, the notorious censorship of the authoritarian regime has forbidden its citizens from even searching the word “Pooh” on the internet.

What a creepy nation.

I am honestly happy that I wasn’t born in Shanghai.

The crackdown on the Tibetans, Uighurs and the Mongolians by the Beijing despot is also nothing new. Cultural genocides, the massive surveillance operations using thousands of CCTV cameras and the assimilation policy (forcing Chinese education system on the ‘aliens’) is no doubt killing the ethnicity of all the tribes.

If you don’t believe me, just go ask His Holiness the Dalai Lama the 14th.

Who cares on whether Ivanka is dumb or not!?

To be blunt, she is strikingly beautiful. Especially compared to her brother – who looks nothing but a hairy gorilla from Ueno zoo. Probably he’s biologically half Russian.

Btw, I had attended the “Pyonyang Olympics” 2018, which ended last week. The Outspoken Samurai had prepared for the worst, yes a nuclear war during the games (though forgot to purchase a gas mask made in China in advance), but fortunately it did not happen. But as Donald’s little man Mike Pence had warned, the Pyeongchang was truly a “political olympics” – used as a propaganda tool by the super fatty Kim Jong un and his friends.

As the world continued to give (during the games) an incredulous look towards the late Kim Jong Il’s youngest son who assasinated his half brother over a year ago in KL, the Seoul government’s Mun Jae in was extremely passionate to develop a close rapport with the fatty.

The ultra-left Mun government is so pro-North Korean Donald the Trump and his republican comrades must all be agitated banging their heads against the walls of the Whitehouse every morning.




‘Nuked Pyongyang’


A “Nuclear Pyongyang” is truly a nightmare, especially when Mr Kim has already developed an ICBM that can reach Tokyo is just 7 minutes or so. The famous Tsukiji’s sashimis and sushis as well as Tokyo Disneyland’s Donald the Duck will all be annihilated a way before we know that we’re all dead.

That being said, my understanding is that Japan needs to beef up its military capacity and that fast. History has proven that a war could be easily triggered by trivial matters, be it the assasination of Franz Ferdinand of Austria and his sweetheart Sophie on 28th June, 1914.

I went to a golf hitting range this morning, and struck 90 balls.

If you want to challenge me fellas, send me an invitation via JB’s website. Some people say that I’m a hell of a golfer with monstrous power of Zeus – that can hit 300 yards with 3 wood. But you see, due to the fact my political stance tilts to the right rather than to the left, often does the ball too.

Tokyo’s PM Shinzo Abe is an avid golfer unlike myself, who’s probably a fake. And Abe occasinally enjoys playing 18 holes with Donald the Golfer.

“Make the alliance even greater!” – was the original golf cap Shinzo made for Donald about 5 months ago when the latter visited Tokyo on his Asia tour. The slogan certainly did not impress me, because I could easily acknowledge how Shinzo was trying to cajole Donald on Pyongyang. But it just didn’t look cool, and from that point on (the moment the U.S President wore the cap and fled off to the golf course in suburban Tokyo), the Prime Minister of Japan had turned into a mere caddie of Donald the golfer.

In reality, we need Pentagon’s military support to maintain our sovereignty. There’s no doubt about that. Japan-U.S defence treaty is unshakable, as far as I am concerned. However at the same time, I find it absolutly shameful how the country I was born must rely on a third party (Ally – is such a pretty sounding word!) to defend itself. And it is undeniable that’s the sole reason why Shinzo must play the role of a “Pierrot” caddie.

Don’t take me wrong.

I do cherish the 7 decades old “Tomodachi friendship” with Washington.

Seven years ago, when a magnitude 9.0 earthquake struck northeastern part of Japan on March 11, subsequently leading to that devastating Tsunami and Fukushima nuclear disaster – USS Ronald Regan and my fellow American servicemen stationed in Japan (approx.47,000) immidiately headed to the Tsunami hit areas in the face of radioactive risks.

Only a true ally ( not fake) could take such an action.


And while Japan today is surely in a predicament over North Korea’s nuclear threat as well as the emerging Chinese military aggression in the region, the “caddie” in reality has no choice other than to count on the “golfer”.





But in conclusion, I cannot but help argue that its about time the habitants of the Japan archipelago get up on its own feet, and start proving that they are actually the proud descendents of the Samurais who had never succumbed to external force be it Ginghis Khan or the Russians. To my understanding, the “True Samurais” led by the famous Admiral Togo de facto perished in 1905 as the Empire of Japan prevailed over the Russian Empire.

The rest is history.

More than a hundred years on since the victorious Battle of Tsushima, the Samurais are dead. The Japanese today are emasculated, overwhelmingly timid like a flock of Aussie lambs.

If Kevin Spacey actually, and forcefully grabbed the crotch of young boys, “Winnie the Pooh” is also preparing to do the same on “Tokyo boys” – only to find that there are none; I mean yeah, the balls. In the latest survey of 2015, only 11% of the Japanese today have the guts and patriotism to fight for their nation in case of war – by far the lowest among the G7 nations.


Unfortunately, its we, the Japanese that are as “dumb as a brick”, not Ivanka.

Oh Donald the daddy, can I be the caddie of your daugher sir?!



Yujiro Taniyama – Japan Broadcasting.net Editor in Chief




「憲法改正私案 谷山雄二朗」 北の核実験を受け、抑止力としての核武装を考える

Updated: 9.18.2017


北朝鮮が六度目の核実験を強行した可能性が高い、とAP, BBC、Al Jazeera など世界の各メディアは速報している。Magnitude 6.3、深さ23Km。

核弾頭を載せた北のICBMが、今日ダルビッシュ投手が先発 (3回/5失点)したカリフォルニア州を射程圏内におさめた場合、アメリカ合衆国トランプ政権が「同盟国」日本の頭越しに金正恩政権と’直談判’する可能性も現実味を帯びてきた。

つまり、Hwasong (火星) 12号など長距離大陸間弾道ミサイル/ICBMを放棄する代わりに、Rodong(ノドン)など短距離・準中距離弾道ミサイル/SRBM を、ワシントンが認めるというものだ。後者は、日本全土が北の核弾頭の射程圏内にさらされることを意味する。





1. Aspiring sincerely to international disputes based on military provocations by nuclear armed nations, the Japanese people pledge allegiance to the new world order free from military expansionism and atomic weapons.



2. In order to accomplish the aim of the preceding paragraph, the land, sea and air forces will be maintained. The use of force will be acknowledged to defend our beloved nation, on our own.



3. And as the world’s sole nuclear-hit state, we therefore possess the sovereign right of the nation to defend ourselves by any means necessary, including the nuclear weapons unless all other nuclear armed states abandon its own indiscriminate arsenals.











今年の終戦日、8月15日に発表した “Nuclear War & Japan 憲法改正私案” 全文は、こちらにある。なぜ今、改憲が必要なのかを説明しているので、3時のおやつにでもぜひご参照あれ。








Think Peace. Act real.


Thank you.


トランプ政権は、「ファミレス合衆国」: 日本人とNepotism 




EU議長のDonald Tusk ➕Donald Trump. 


偶然とはいえ、欧州大陸と北米大陸が共にDonaldの支配下にある訳で、これもまた珍しい。さほどコモンな名前でもない。あと挙げるとすれば、せいぜい幕張の Donald Duck.

Donald Trump’s nepotism has reached new heights ; という記事が欧米紙を賑わせている。ネポティズム、という言葉は縁故主義を意味する。








トランプJr 法務長官

イヴァンカ娘(5歳) 子供省大臣 (新設)

















北朝鮮の肥満児、一帯一路のおやじ、さらにはdeflation をはじめ、我々が真剣に向き合わねばならない真の課題は山積しているではないか。



Nepotism, とは先述した通り縁故主義、コネを悪用することを指す。




安倍首相が、選挙で選ばれた訳でもない自分の兄を入閣させたならば、それは当然 nepotism と叩かれてしかり。











Good Rising!

Thank you












卑猥な言葉で恐縮だが、先日も、自由が丘の駅そばで犬のウンコちゃんを踏んで咄嗟に出てきた言葉は、やはり素直に Fxxx であった。

小池知事が、エゴ丸出しのEGO YURI である理由


明日キックオフする東京都議選にむけ、うるさい日本人が愉快なな仲間たちと急きょ作った歌ぞ、知る人’EGO YURI おばさん’.



OMG. (藤原教授の言葉ではありません)





「わ。。。わいず?!? ガニ?!」




ルー大柴さんならまだしも、同氏は日本No2 ポストの東京都知事である。それがペテンまがいの事を行なっていて果たしていいのだろうか?!
釈迦に説法、いや表現がちょっと違う。自画自賛するようで嫌味ったらしく恐縮だが、総理大臣ないしは東京都知事に求める英語レヴェルは、最低でもうるさい日本人が少し前にアメリカ合衆国ワシントン州で行なった演説 の更に上に行くものでなければなるまい。


我が国が国際社会において、存在感のある一流国家として輝くためには、logical thinking; 即ちロジックに基づいた説得力のある英語を首相および都知事が駆使せねばならない。






我が国が、真の国際性豊かな国家へと脱皮することを願ってのことである。ヘイトスピーチなどという、国家の恥とは真逆の internationalism (これは簡単だからわかるよね!) 、そう、国際性を日本人が持たねば、我が国は世界の孤児になってしまうと考えているからに他ならない。


仮に嘘だと思うなら 「エゴゆり おばさん」の51秒目をご覧頂きたい。このおばさんは、これまで自分を刺抜き地蔵のおばちゃんらに優れているように見せてきた “DIVERSITY” という単語を、ダイバー。。。シティ、と区切って発音している。
















Thank you.

Good Rising!


P.s. ちなみに週刊新潮で一番重要な記事は、ぼくの精神的支柱である櫻井よしこ先生の「日本ルネッサンス」。三度の飯を抜いてでも、let’s read it.




マスクをしている女性がいた。気温33度の6月の香港で、何故それが必要なのか理解に苦しんだので「風邪ですか」と聞いてみると、そうだという。しかし話しているうちに実は真相はまったく違うことが分かった。ここは、世界で唯一の「6.4天安門記念館」(現地の人々は、天安門虐殺記念館とか歴史館と呼ぶ)の 薄暗い館内。クーラーが効いている。三十前後と思われる彼女の名前を、とりあえずここでは陳さんとしておこう。彼女の告白を要約すると、次のようになる。

「一年半前、2014年に香港の民主化を求める “Umbrella Movement” があったでしょう。あの時、多くの大学生がデモに参加したわ。ところがなんとデモの最中にじつは意外な場所で、ありえないことが起こってたのよ – そう、中国本土で働いている彼ら学生の “親” の携帯に次々と中国政府関係者から電話がかかってくるようになった。つまり “アンタの息子・娘が香港で反政府デモに参加している。このままでは大変なことになるぞ。なんとかしろ” – という脅迫コールが、次々とかかってくる。ではなぜ、どうやって”身元が割れた” のか、不思議よね。何故だと思う? そう、香港市内のいたるところにじつは監視カメラが設置されていて、中共政府の圧力を受けた当局(香港政府)は民主化デモに参加している大学生たちの顔を一つ一つスキャンし、その個人を特定し、名前・住所・電話番号などの個人データーを割り出していったわけ。その流れで親に脅迫電話をする。うん、私がなぜ今日マスクをしているか分かったでしょう?」



言論の自由を弾圧する中共の独裁統治体制は、最悪だ。それは名古屋や東京にいては到底わかるものではない。しかし彼女に会ったこの日、つまり天安門虐殺事件の27周年にあたる2016年6月4日 –  ぼくは中共の秘密警察による「自由の弾圧」というものを、直に肌で感じた。それもここ香港・九龍半島のオフィスビルが並ぶ繁華街で。

冒頭に挙げた陳氏の告白。事実だとすれば、怖ろしいことではないか。完全な恐怖政治が世界的金融ハブ・香港の喉元に、そう、まるでがん細胞のごとく今、侵蝕しつつある。1997年、香港は「屈辱の100年リース」から中国に返還された。その際、したたかな英国政府は “今後50年間は一国二制度:HKのデモクラシーは保証する” との条件をつけた。当時の中共江沢民は、それを受諾。つまり少なくとも2047年までは、”Hong Kong Democracy” は保証される「はず」なわけだ。しかしながら2016年現在、すでにその約束は反故にされつつあることは、陳氏の言葉に耳を傾ければ一目瞭然だ。彼女の瞳には曇り一つなかった。ぼくはその言葉を、信じる者である。




それを裏付けるかのように、繁華街 JORDAN駅 D出口徒歩8分に位置するこの世界で一つしかない「6.4 天安門虐殺記念館」があるオフィスビルの1F・エレベーター前には”監視員” が一名常駐しており、入館者に名前、ID番号、パスポート番号、入館の目的など数項目を記入することを強制される。ここ”自由とデモクラシーの街” 、香港で、だ。(ぼくは テキトーな偽名を記入しておいたが。笑)

入館者が監視カメラで撮影されていることも、言うまでもない。現に、古びた建物の入口に入るとそれが見えた。その映像は当局により”分析” され、中共の恐怖政治を強化するための道具として利用される。陳氏によると、香港において民主化デモに参加し「顔をスキャンされ身元を特定された人物」に対しては、大抵の場合中国本土への入国禁止措置が課されるという。現に本土から香港特別行政区へ “留学” している生徒も多いらしく、彼らが ”ブラックリスト” に載った暁には故郷へ帰省できないことになる。また香港出身者と呼ばれる人々にしても、その大半のルーツは当然ながら本土にあるわけで、祖先を敬う中国文化:お盆やお墓参りも当然ながら不可能になる。中共当局はそうした香港市民の自由を巧みに奪いながら、締め付けを強化しつつあるわけだ。




天安門虐殺6.4 を学校で教えない茶番


これは、1989年6月4日に世界に衝撃を与えた天安門虐殺事件を、中共が教科書に掲載させない言論統制措置一つみても明らかだ。館内で会ったある中国人男性は「小学校でも、中学校でも教えないので知らなかった。でも、高校生の時にインターネットの ”裏サイト” を通じて事件のことを知った。衝撃だった」と教えてくれた。つまり、人口14億人、GDP57兆元の世界第2位の経済大国では、天安門事件は「なかった」ことになっているわけだ。ぼくも記念館に来て学んだのだが、展示内容やドキュメンタリー映像などの証言によると「中共軍兵士は、家のベランダから天安門の弾圧の模様をみていた一般市民も次々と射殺」したらしい。「台所にいた主婦も、流れ弾に当たって殺された」と。ある証言者の中年男性は「果たして目の前で起きている中国人に対する虐殺が、同じ中国人によって行われているのか:信じ難かった」と述べていた。


館内展示の “It is worth notice that the China Red Cross had made a public announcement that there were 2,600 to 3,000 died in the event” (中国赤十字の発表では、犠牲者数は二千六百名から三千名。ただ、実際の人数は不明であり学者により大きな開きがある)という発表も、中共の手にかかれば「存在しない嘘」になるわけだ! 滑稽というか、単なる下品なジョークにしか思えないが、こんな茶番国家がBBCによると十年後には世界一の経済大国になるというのだから、これまた恐ろしい。しかも、中国のWang Yi 外相にいたっては海外メディア向けに「日本は歴史を直視し、反省せよ」とオウムの如く反復するのに余念がない。もう茶番もここまできたら精神病。「天安門虐殺」という自国の歴史ただ一つさえ直視できない中共が、日本に対して文句を言うなど厚顔無恥の極致。




にもかかわらず、我が国のプードル政府は毅然と反論一つせず、へらへらするのみ。なぜ日本政府は「中国は歴史を直視し、天安門虐殺を認め、自国民を奴隷状態から解放せよ」と欧米メディア前で言えないのか。真実を軽視し、事なかれ主義に甘んじているから日本は舐められるのだ。先日の米オバマ大統領の広島訪問の ”見返りに” 囁かれている「安倍総理の真珠湾訪問議論」に対しても、毅然と打ち消す姿勢が政府内からまったく聞こえてこないというのはいったいどういうことなのか。








編集部注2:2017年6月4日本日、一年前の記念館訪問を記録したショート・ドキュメンタリーが発表されます。題名は “Tiananmen Didn’t Happen”。Googleって頂きインターネット上で、3時のおやつにぜひお召し上がり下さい


Dog Eating Alliance – China, Nuclear Korea and Grass eater Japan 「犬食同盟」



Soviet’s death

When the Berlin Wall was torn down in November 1989, U.S.S.R de facto died.

‘Ronald’ prevailed, ‘Nancy’ cheered, ‘Mikhail’ vanquished and ‘Donald’ was merely a flamboyant real-estate celebrity.

Just 3 months prior to this “end of East-Germany”, thousands of Chinese students and innocent protesters were massacred in Tiananmen.

The date was June 4th.

Communist autocrat Deng Xiao ping’s tanks ruthlessly ran over his ‘worthless traitors’ demanding democracy.


After the collapse of the Soviet Union, the U.S realized that it had lost its longstanding menace since September 1945. Washington was simultaneously deprived of its crucial objective during the cold war – to “crush the Russians”.

That left the U.S to give priority and focus on the domestic issues, such as racism, gun violence, teenage pregnancy and “creating jobs” for the Americans.

The end of the cold war meant the beginning of American isolationism.

Therefore, it is natural to think that Donald Trump’s protectionism and “America First” policy in fact has its basic roots back then, nearly three decades ago. And that may be why the incumbent 45th Mr President is keen on maintaining amicable relationship with Kremlin.

Or am I digging in too far?! Too hypothetical?

Anyways, one thing for certain and unshakable is that the fall of the Soviet Union automatically left the U.S as the sole superpower.




Dog steak in Beijing

But now in 2017, a brand new ‘superpower’ is on the rise.

Eating dogs is ubiquitous in this authoritarian state, where Google, YouTube and Facebook are banned. And what’s worse, this rising power is eating up all the “islands” in South China sea, reclaiming it, then renovating them to artificial military bases.

Some call them ‘man-made islands’.

7 of them purportedly have been built so far.




Does VP Mike Pence eat dog steak with some mash potato and ketchup? I doubt it. For the Americans, dogs are not edible, but “walkable”….. I mean, Californians love walking dogs along the beaches of Santa Monica.

That goes the same from Tokyo, Milano to San Francisco, worldwide.

So, what do we make out of it?!



Dog Meat Festival

According to Clair Huot, the Associate Professor at the University of Calgary, “dog meat was three times cheaper than a pig by the Eastern Han dynasty”.

Dog eating and killing is widely practiced even today, and the Chinese often eat them as a hotpot. Dog head, dog brain, dog tongue, puppies are a lavish meal.

“Dog Meat Festival” began in the province of Jiangsu in 2007.

Ms Huot has also pointed out that on January 10, 2016, Nanjing local news reported a gruesome scene of a 60 year old man skinning the dog alive on Dachang street.

I may be a vulgar, abrasive man, but still regard myself as a catalyst for peace. Furthermore, I do not club dogs to death like the Chinese butchers do today. That’s blatantly barbaric.

And I sincerely would like to notify you great readers that if we don’t remain vigilant, the corrupt, sneaky Beijing officials will start treating you and I like a Saint Bernard or a local street dog sent to the the famous Dog Meat Festival.



International law is “rubbish”

Last year in 2016, the Permanent Court of Arbitration in Hague ruled that the so called the “9 dash line” claimed by China is baseless and illicit under the international law. While Vietnam, the Philippines, Malaysia, Indonesia and Taiwan claim sovereignty over the scattered islands in South China Sea where $5 trillion worth world trade passes through, Beijing somehow defiantly argues “90% of the sea ‘historically’ belongs to China” – whatever that means.


Whats’ s even more ludicrous, Beijing downplayed last year’s historic, decisive ruling by The Hague calling it a “rubbish”.

Boy, what an inhumane response, just like butchering dogs.

And of course, I emphatically refute Beijing’s inexplicable, unsubstantiated claims that hilariously undermines the international law.


For the PRC, all its surrounding waters and territories as well as its Asian neighbors are de facto ‘dogs’ – edible to say the least. Credit Suisse think tank report ranks Beijing as the world’s 3rd largest military, just behind U.S and Russia with annual budget of $215 billion (2016).

That’s far larger than that of all the Asian nations combined.




Nuked Pyongyang

Then comes the famous fat turd, Mr Kim Jong un.

The hugely overweight totalitarian ruler has already made irretrievable damages in its foreign relations by conducting ICBM tests almost “weekly”, while his people are eating shoes.


From east to west, the world today faces tumultuous catastrophes and political turmoil more than ever before, and that especially in east Asia.

Nuked Pyongyang has already become a irrefutable reality, while the troublesome former Seoul president is behind bars. I am a big fan of the classic novel “Moon and the Six pence” by Maugham, but the new ‘MOON’ in the Blue house (Seoul presidential HQ) seems to be nothing but a pro-North Korean populist and a successor of the late disgraced ultra -left president Roh Moohyung.

I do anticipate that the Tokyo-Seoul relationship will be crucially undermined under this Moon presidency that’s just took off.



Dog Eating Alliance

We the Japanese eat Whale meat, both raw and cooked. I must admit that it’s awfully smelly, but at the same time its finger lickin’ good, so give it a try when you visit Tokyo on your next trip.

Just a 90 minute train ride from the Tokyo station will carry you to this coastal town of Tateyama in Chiba (not China) prefecture. Yes, please hop off at the Tateyama station. Why? Because you can enjoy the yummy cuisine unavailable in London, Hong kong or San Paulo. Yes, the famous whale meat lunch box is available for just 900 yen, so give it a shot of your lifetime!


But we don’t eat dogs.

Koreans are no different from the Chinese when it comes to Saint Bernards. Though it may be not on a menu, go ask for a ‘dog’ at a Korean restaurant and they should offer you a ‘plan B’.



Ostensibly, Dog eating Beijing has implemented “tough sanctions” on Pyongyang by suspending the purchase of North Korean coal until the end of 2017. But still, the recent media reports suggest that China – North Korea trade grew by 37.4 % in the first quarter of this year compared to that of 2016.

This means that the “Dog Eating Alliance” (D.E.A) is still solid and robust behind the curtain.

We’ve all got to bear in mind that both countries have infatuation with dogs. And that not as pets, but as their evening buffet.

That, they have in common.

It pretty much stands out, since probably no other country does the same in a modern world these days. And my argument is that this DOG EATING ALLIANCE is unshakable, and unbreakable, just like dogs mate daily across the globe.

That being said, I’d like to conclude this article by contemplating Tokyo’s role in facing this hugely disruptive alliance.




Shameful Grass eaters

Let me make it crystal clear. Don’t count on us.


The answer is quite simple.

The Japanese don’t eat dogs. But instead, we are “Grass eaters”. I don’t mean cannabis, but just a plain grass in the countryside.

To make a long story short, the Japanese today has got no balls like Mr Trump. You may point out that his predecessor also had no balls, unable to intervene militarily in Syria or halt PRC’s military invasion in the South China sea.

But still, its just incomparable to the complacency and irresponsibility of the “diligent” Japanese regarding not only the national security, but peace and stability in the region.

Humans are apt to become belligerent by eating MEAT.

Your muscle becomes larger, with nutritious oily protein while the sexual desires soar also by consuming beef and pork, without a doubt DOGS for some people.

Though not public displayed, Koreans and the Chinese for a long time believed (and still do) that DOG STEW empowers you with resilience and stamina. Ancient Chinese also believed dog eating ward off evil spirit.


On the other hand, the Japanese were banned from eating “4 legged animals” until the Meiji Restoration that began in 1868. Therefore, the world famous “Sukiyaki” wasn’t even on our menu till Commodore Perry knocked Japan Shogunate’s door in 1853.

Instead, we eat fish.

You know that, and so do I.


However, what’s critical is that the modern Japanese are “Grass eaters” – not dogs, not fish, but GRASS.

Lambs eat grass.

While they eat all day, they don’t speak a word. They are horrendously quiet, polite and ‘enslaved’ by their master. All they care about is fulfilling its voracious appetite in a small world they live in.

That’s right. Flock of sheep – that’s what we are today, ladies and gentlemen.


If the American isolationism is said to have begun in the early 1990’s after the fall of the Soviet Union, well the Japanese isolationism is an ongoing issue. You may obviously point out “What the heck! The McDonalds in Shibuya and Shinjuku is packed with millennials and schoolgirls eating cheeseburger with coke” ;

Well, that is factually correct.

Our diet deeply relies on meat today, as well as fish. Bread than rice. Obesity has become a huge issue just like any other G7 nations.

That’s right. My “Grass eaters” narrative is all about our mentality, psychological-wise. Playing Playstation and Nintendo on Friday nights instead of asking a girl out for a pint of beer is nothing new these days, in Tokyo. The recent surveys discloses some deplorable reality that a common “DREAM” for elementary school kids and the millennials is to ‘become a bureaucrat at a local town office’ –


Only 23.5% of the Japanese possesses passport today.

While over 300,000 Chinese students study in the U.S today, you rarely see a Japanese honor student at Harvard.


Insular thinking roots deep in our society, undermining its resilience as a nation.


What’s worse, having eaten too much grass, the Japanese are now ‘brain dead’. Instead of revising our ‘Pussy-Cat constitution’ and building a truly sovereign state that has the capability to defend on its own, we are overly subservient in our relationship with Washington and count too heavily on Mr Trump’s military muscles.

Tokyo is a concubine of Washington.

And I don’t blame the Americans. They take measures based on their own national interest, and thats how politics work. The assertion Trump made during his presidential campaign last year in March, that “Japan should start thinking how to defend itself against North Korean threat. Pay more, or U.S forces will withdraw” perfectly makes sense.

It’s an irrefutable truth.


In order to sustain peace, stability in the region as well as the international law, Tokyo has a role to play – which is to beef up its military strength and at the same time revise article 9.2 of our constitution which stipulates “Land, Sea and Air forces will never be maintained. The right of the belligerency of the state will not be acknowledged” ; made by the U.S occupying forces in 1946 in just 7 days.


Not a dog meat, but a powerful North Korean nuclear missiles are hanging precariously in Mr Kim’s house, targeted at Tokyo and Kyoto. This may sound hilarious, but for the Japan-U.S alliance to prevail over the Dog Eating Alliance, we’ve got to get up on our own feet instead of being breast fed by mother Trump.

With over $20 trillion government debt, the “MILK” bottle is already empty. The ruling Liberal Democratic Party is pathetically sluggish in its reforms, from the constitution, de-regulation to childcare.


While Trump is highly likely to exit from the Paris climate deal, American protectionism and isolationism will inevitably accelerate. And it is truly a shame that I am a resident of a frail country that must be “protected” by this untrustworthy, unthinking property tycoon.

We’ve got no balls anymore.

Only Ichiro has.


Thank you.


Good Rising!




Yujiro Taniyama – Japan Broadcasting Editor in Chief

















‘Fat Turd’ Kim Jong un’s mother was ‘Made in Osaka’

130 kg.

That’s how much he allegedly weighs.

Pretty heavy, to be honest.

1300 km.

That’s the distance from Pyongyang to Tokyo.

Pretty close, to be honest. ICBM shall strike the world’s largest capital of 38 million in less than ten minutes.

Whether the ‘Fat Turd’ (FT) is a smart-cookie or not as hailed by Trump, he indisputably is a huge menace to Japan as well as Asia as a whole.

Of course, we are referring to the ruthless, reckless Pyongyang dictator Kim Jong un.

FT never goes to the gym.

All he does is eat, drink, kill and excrete.

But still, the international media is totally dominated by this Fatty. Not a day goes by without the rockstars ‘FT & Donald’.

Should North Korea be obliterated, he won’t dare take the risks to continue the nuke tests, pundits say.

I don’t believe so.

FT is an enigma.

His mother Ko yong hee’s birthplace is a state secret, to begin with. The AERA magazine, published by Japan’s liberal Asahi newspaper reported back in 2012 that FT (not the Financial Times) ‘s mother was born in Tsiruhashi, Osaka in 1952. Ethnically Korean, she was purportedly a “Zainichi Nisei” (2nd generation Korean residing in Japan) according to quite a few Japanese medias.

As the third wife of the late Kim Jong il, she had three children, and the notorious FT was the second son.

The other Fatty gentleman that was murdered at KLIA recently was FT’s half brother. They had a different mom.

‘Donald Kim’ alliance

While the famously unpopular U.S president’s polls suggest only three out of ten Americans support the man, FT has the backing of 100% of its citizens.

I mean, the North Koreans are deprived of their basic voting rights. Therefore, ostensibly FT enjoys full support from its 25 million citizens.

That’s a stark contrast, isn’t it?!

Hollywood actor Robert De Niro is adamant when he rebukes Trump as a ‘stupid dog’. His coherent stance is pretty much remarkable compared to Mitt Romney for example, who called Trump a ‘phoney’ during the election but later became a panting puppy after Hillary was ousted.

Others in the business seem to have no guts to mock the 45th president the way De Niro does, and I adore the ‘Taxi driver’ for that.

‘Fat Turd’ Kim Jong un is by no means a ‘smart cookie’ as depicted by Trump. I firmly believe he is nothing but an inexplicable, spoiled 130kg dumbass who’s serious only about how to alleviate his feeling of hunger when his people are eating shoes.

Hilariously, Tokyo is a puppet of Trump. The complacency of we the Japanese is staggering, without a single thought on ‘how to face the grave military aggression of not only FT, but also Beijing and Moscow’ in the years to come.

Today is the national constitution day. May 3. It marks the 70th anniversary since our current constitution ‘Made by USA’ made a debut in the ruins of over 66 heavily bombed Japanese cities, leaving two million without a home.

I will not celebrate this day like other flock of sheep without balls, nor raise the Japanese flag.

The highly hypocritical ruling party LDP is yet to accomplish the revision of the contentious ‘article 9’ of the 1946 constitution in which they promised back in 1955. PM Abe and his comrades argue the need to do so ostensibly, but are not really serious about it, since it is by far easier and less risky to remain as the ‘dog on a leash’ – Trump Doggy , that is.

It is proven by the fact you hardly see LDP MP’s addressing the need to amend article 9 out in the open public, like Shibuya and Shinjuku.

I repeat.

LDP is not serious about it, nor are its citizens. So if you work for PLA or the Chinese Communist Party, don’t miss the chance, or you’ll regret it.

Dear readers, I’m by no means downplaying the Whitehorse. All I’m stressing is the need for Tokyo to beef up its sovereignty and military capability to face FT and its communist allies.

Because if we continue our ridiculous subservient attitude towards the US (since the present constitution came to effect on this very day, 70 years ago) , it will endanger not only the land of the rising sun but the ‘bankrupt’ United States of America itself.

‘Please defend us American mommy!’ – that’s been the orthodox, shameful attitude of the Japanese after WW2.

Boy, do we ever grow up.

Fat turd Kim Jong un’s mother was born in Osaka.

Bruce Springsteen was born in America.

The moment Trump or Kim launches a pre-emptive strike on its adversary, some serious consequences will occur. All Tokyo Disneyland, Universal Studios Osaka and Ko Young hee’s birthplace may be obliterated.

But probably that’s only when Tokyo will retain its genuine independence.

Or is post war Japan itself an American joke fellas?!

Let’s wait and see.

Good Rising!

Yujiro Taniyama

Japan Broadcasting – Editor in Chief

Tokyo predicts Marine Le Pen will become the next French president

The next President of France will be Jean-Marie Le Pen’s daughter, albeit good or bad.

Marie and Marine.

Confusing as their names are, so is the phenomenal shift in the western politics these days. Brexit, Trump and ‘Marie’.

From a Japanese perspective, it is simply unimaginable how father’s name is ‘Marie’ and the daughter ‘Marine’.

I mean, it even sounds like a pure French joke.

No guy in Tokyo is called ‘Yoko’. John Lennon’s wife?! Absolutely. But it’s no boy’s name. It’s like calling Sean Lennon ‘John-Yoko’ Lennon.

Although I may be a nobody in the ‘Far East ‘ (seen from Paris, that is) living in obscurity, this French naming sense is already inexplicable to say the least. And the upcoming election on April 23rd to decide the next ruler of the ‘land of the croissant’ is not only unpredictable like Trump, but inexplicable by nature.

Le Pen daughter is not ‘Far right’

Recent homicides in Europe by Muslim extremists make Le Pen (for get the other ‘Marie’ – he’s just a detail in French politics) appear as a savior rather than a ‘dangerous far right extremist’ as often labeled by the western corporate medias like the AP.

I emphatically claim so due to the fact the so called ‘Far left’ candidate, Melenchon’s manifesto is no different from that of Le Pen – which is to pull France out of the EU.

Furthermore, this newcomer is also lobbying to quit the ‘obsolete’ NATO.

Despite the fact, the former is labeled as the far right and the latter far left.


A ‘tougher stance on immigrants’?!

Well Le Pen is surely claiming to deport illegal immigrants mainly from the former French colonies in the North African -sub Sahara region, but taking into account the perpetual suicide bombing by Paris government’s formidable adversary – which is of course the IS and its devout followers, I believe it is only natural to suspend immigrants for the time being till things settle down.

And isn’t that the unshakable reason why she’s surging hugely in the recent polls?!

I unequivocally refute any sort of racism, discrimination and segregation. But the recent bloodshed on innocent civilians in Monaco, Nice, German cities, Belgium and Paris is not only unacceptable, but has probably reached the level of intolerance amongst the Europeans as a whole.

And furthermore, it is nothing got do with ‘racism’. To lead this argument towards that direction is pretty much hypocritical, to my understanding.

That being said, it is only natural for me to reach an unshakable conclusion of a first women president in the land of croissant.

Oh, but you know what?! Croissants in Tokyo taste better these days!

Good Rising!

Yujiro Taniyama

-Japan Broadcasting.net Editor in Chief