Samurai Yujiro, Japan Broadcasting.net Pyongyang correspondent
That’s how much he allegedly weighs.
Pretty heavy, to be honest.
That’s the distance from Pyongyang to Tokyo.
Pretty close, to be honest. ICBM shall strike the world’s largest capital of 38 million in less than ten minutes.
Whether the ‘Fat Turd’ (FT) is a smart-cookie or not as hailed by Trump, he indisputably is a huge menace to Japan as well as Asia as a whole.
Of course, we are referring to the ruthless, reckless Pyongyang dictator Kim Jong un.
FT never goes to the gym.
All he does is eat, drink, kill and excrete.
But still, the international media is totally dominated by this Fatty. Not a day goes by without the rockstars ‘FT & Donald’.
Should North Korea be obliterated, he won’t dare take the risks to continue the nuke tests, pundits say.
I don’t believe so.
FT is an enigma.
His mother Ko yong hee’s birthplace is a state secret, to begin with. The AERA magazine, published by Japan’s liberal Asahi newspaper reported back in 2012 that FT (not the Financial Times) ‘s mother was born in Tsiruhashi, Osaka in 1952. Ethnically Korean, she was purportedly a “Zainichi Nisei” (2nd generation Korean residing in Japan) according to quite a few Japanese medias.
As the third wife of the late Kim Jong il, she had three children, and the notorious FT was the second son.
The other Fatty gentleman that was murdered at KLIA recently was FT’s half brother. They had a different mom.
‘Donald Kim’ alliance
While the famously unpopular U.S president’s polls suggest only three out of ten Americans support the man, FT has the backing of 100% of its citizens.
I mean, the North Koreans are deprived of their basic voting rights. Therefore, ostensibly FT enjoys full support from its 25 million citizens.
That’s a stark contrast, isn’t it?!
Hollywood actor Robert De Niro is adamant when he rebukes Trump as a ‘stupid dog’. His coherent stance is pretty much remarkable compared to Mitt Romney for example, who called Trump a ‘phoney’ during the election but later became a panting puppy after Hillary was ousted.
Others in the business seem to have no guts to mock the 45th president the way De Niro does, and I adore the ‘Taxi driver’ for that.
‘Fat Turd’ Kim Jong un is by no means a ‘smart cookie’ as depicted by Trump. I firmly believe he is nothing but an inexplicable, spoiled 130kg dumbass who’s serious only about how to alleviate his feeling of hunger when his people are eating shoes.
Hilariously, Tokyo is a puppet of Trump. The complacency of we the Japanese is staggering, without a single thought on ‘how to face the grave military aggression of not only FT, but also Beijing and Moscow’ in the years to come.
Today is the national constitution day. May 3. It marks the 70th anniversary since our current constitution ‘Made by USA’ made a debut in the ruins of over 66 heavily bombed Japanese cities, leaving two million without a home.
I will not celebrate this day like other flock of sheep without balls, nor raise the Japanese flag.
The highly hypocritical ruling party LDP is yet to accomplish the revision of the contentious ‘article 9’ of the 1946 constitution in which they promised back in 1955. PM Abe and his comrades argue the need to do so ostensibly, but are not really serious about it, since it is by far easier and less risky to remain as the ‘dog on a leash’ – Trump Doggy , that is.
It is proven by the fact you hardly see LDP MP’s addressing the need to amend article 9 out in the open public, like Shibuya and Shinjuku.
LDP is not serious about it, nor are its citizens. So if you work for PLA or the Chinese Communist Party, don’t miss the chance, or you’ll regret it.
Dear readers, I’m by no means downplaying the Whitehorse. All I’m stressing is the need for Tokyo to beef up its sovereignty and military capability to face FT and its communist allies.
Because if we continue our ridiculous subservient attitude towards the US (since the present constitution came to effect on this very day, 70 years ago) , it will endanger not only the land of the rising sun but the ‘bankrupt’ United States of America itself.
‘Please defend us American mommy!’ – that’s been the orthodox, shameful attitude of the Japanese after WW2.
Boy, do we ever grow up.
Fat turd Kim Jong un’s mother was born in Osaka.
Bruce Springsteen was born in America.
The moment Trump or Kim launches a pre-emptive strike on its adversary, some serious consequences will occur. All Tokyo Disneyland, Universal Studios Osaka and Ko Young hee’s birthplace may be obliterated.
But probably that’s only when Tokyo will retain its genuine independence.
Or is post war Japan itself an American joke fellas?!
Let’s wait and see.