Purgatory MLB, creatures spitting perpetually. Dirty impure insanitary, the only gentleman’s Ohtani. He never farts, salivas phlegms, like a peewee star clean as gem. Lavatory MLB, why don’t you ban that malady? Smoking doping secreting hell, putrefaction uncivilized spell. 『Giappone Samurai Yujiro』

JB Editorial Team

THE MORNING GOOLIES 「Daily Milk Delivery!」presented by Japan Broadcasting.net Corporation

The lyricist is quite apprehensive about the future of the sport. “The uncultured men discharge filth every five seconds. On the field as well as in the bench. Ball game? Absolutely not, it’s a Spitting game”.