JB Editorial Team

THE MORNING GOOLIES 「Daily Milk Delivery!」presented by Japan Broadcasting.net Corporation


The poet ardently fancies the ballgame, but emphatically denounces the lack of moral intelligence among the creatures on the field. “Everybody, just everybody including that decrepit Colonel Sanders resembling coach John Madden discharges saliva every five seconds in the bench, at the batting box and out there on the pitch. Repugnant and inexcusable”, our Editor in chief rebukes, also adding; “Only Shohei Showtime Ohtani is Robert Redford – the distinguished sanitized gentleman that never spits. Never. Now that’s what you call a true intelligence and sportsmanship. Houston’s No.27, can you hear me you frivolous caprice imp!”.