NATTO’s sticky and stinky, NATO’s a hotdog military. Fermented soybeans Finnish and Swedish, banning Reds from sauna, wisdom of skeptic. Incompatible with beans as rouge as blood, bow no more but open up the bowels. Healthy glue. 『Yujiro Di Giappone Taniyama』 谷山雄二朗

JB Editorial Team

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The satirist is reportedly enraptured by Sauna & IKEA states joining the baseball team. “Just eat it and your dung will be as smooth as silk”, says the bovine, also adding; “But the civilized caucasians must refrain from using fork. That’s a desecration of cosmic law. Chopsticks must be used”.