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'Let us never bow and apologize more' - Ralph Waldo once brilliantly said. Since 1868, the foreigners have often mocked; "The Japanese are unopinionated and psychologically incapable of expressing themselves". Sadly, that is fabulously true.

We proudly present you the most idle yet candid street preacher - Samurai Aphrodisiac Yujiro Taniyama, fully armed with morally unhygienic G-string diapers.

"I do hope you won't consider it presumptuous", begins the G-string Samurai, continuing, "but the sycophantic reticence of the homogenous lambs of Giappone is morbid, misleading and an incontrovertible liability that may jeopardize free thinking. I rather go the opposite; fart, wheeze and speak out!"

Ohio Gozaim-ass.

Bow.

NATTO’s sticky and stinky, NATO’s a hotdog military. Fermented soybeans Finnish and Swedish, banning Reds from sauna, wisdom of skeptic. Incompatible with beans as rouge as blood, bow no more but open up the bowels. Healthy glue. 『Yujiro Di Giappone Taniyama』谷山雄二朗

If only one could teach the Giapponese how to talk, and the Chinese how to listen the society here would be pretty civilized. The Soviets must see a psychiatrist, and learn the meaning of civilization. 『THE MORNING GOOLIES』

Sayonara goody-goody club United Nations & 「P5」 – Ukraine PUTaIN War 【Samurai Column】by Yujiro

Dear USSR President, before Ukraine invasion please try my Novichok Sushi

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