Giappone Yujiro「THE MORNING GOOLIES」 Just published a book, on how they cook up rubbish English. Japan becomes Ja ‘pun’, ‘Iggy-lisu’ is an ‘English’man. Thus Planet of Apes we are called, repulsive fakes unworthy to scold. USO EIGO うそ英語.

JB Editorial Team

THE MORNING GOOLIES 「Daily Milk Delivery!」presented by Japan Broadcasting.net Corporation

The calligrapher is unenthusiastic about the absurdity of his fellow comrades’ acts of forgery. “It is no wonder that the Giapponese are considered faceless among wide range of people worldwide. Nobody understands our Anglo-Saxon toy of communication”, sighs our Editor in chief.