俳句 – Giovinastro Yujiro 2029

'Let us never bow and apologize more' - Ralph Waldo once brilliantly said. Since 1868, the foreigners have often mocked; "The Japanese are unopinionated and psychologically incapable of expressing themselves". Sadly, that is fabulously true.

We proudly present you the most idle yet candid street preacher - Samurai Aphrodisiac Yujiro Taniyama, fully armed with morally unhygienic G-string diapers.

"I do hope you won't consider it presumptuous", begins the G-string Samurai, continuing, "but the sycophantic reticence of the homogenous lambs of Giappone is morbid, misleading and an incontrovertible liability that may jeopardize free thinking. I rather go the opposite; fart, wheeze and speak out!"

Ohio Gozaim-ass.

Bow.

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