2022-06-19 – Jolly Impertinency – 【The World's No.1 School Newspaper】Samurai Yujiro Taniyama 谷山雄二朗

作成者: JapanBroadcasting 2022-06-192022-06-19

Sissy prissy of unbearable obesity, rest satisfied beneath tedious matrimony. Earthshaking decision decades ago at the age of 20, how cruel and morbid lockdown-monogamy be! 『MORNING GOOLIES』

JB Editorial Team THE MORNING GOOLIES 「Daily Milk

"Now stop that tomfoolery and jump back to school dormitory bed, girls and bellends!", roars Principal Samurai.
Laughable and delectable is this Planet of Pathos.

Since the 1868 'Uprising', the Gaijin foreigners have often mocked; "The Japanese are unopinionated and psychologically incapable of expressing themselves". Sadly, that is fabulously true.

We proudly present you the most idle yet candid street preacher - Samurai Aphrodisiac Yujiro Taniyama, fully armed with morally unhygienic G-string diapers.

"I do hope you won't consider it presumptuous", begins the G-string, continuing, "but the sycophantic reticence of the homogenous lambs of Giappone is morbid, misleading and an incontrovertible liability that may jeopardize free thinking and childish democracy. I rather go the opposite; fart, wheeze and speak out!"

Ohio Gozaim-ass.

Bow.

日: 2022年6月19日

Sissy prissy of unbearable obesity, rest satisfied beneath tedious matrimony. Earthshaking decision decades ago at the age of 20, how cruel and morbid lockdown-monogamy be! 『MORNING GOOLIES』

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