Samurai Yujiro Taniyama, Japan Broadcasting.net Corporation Sassy Editor in Chief
This ain’t classic at all.
For nobody’s watching baseball anymore in Tokyo or Sapporo.
Why?! Because you simply can’t. Technically, morally as well as financially. Unlike in the past five tournaments, the World Baseball Contest (WBC) is no longer available on ordinary Nippon television. Only subscribers of Mrs. Netofuli – or Net Flix can. Destitutes have sadly been purged from the ballpark, just like squalid prostitutes.
The man who sincerely wants to share the joy of baseball must be free from spite, malice and pettiness. Nevertheless, the decisionmakers of Malignant Lucrative Baseball (MLB) are apparently taking the opposite path – yes, by literally banning the common people from the sport.
Lastly, and personally, one positive effect of this abominable matrimony was that I’ve inadvertedly discovered the thrill of listening to baseball from the radio.
Complimentary, of course.
Team Homogeneous Japan plays Venezuela today. But the Japanese that are fearing penury, are sadly unable to cheer for their beloved motherland. The MLB’s greedy strategy is instigating epic fury, as far as the Outspoken Samurai is concerned.
Hark!
And bow.
Epic fury
