2022-04-02 – Daily Jolly Impertinency – 【The World's No.1 School Newspaper】Samurai Yujiro Taniyama 谷山雄二朗

作成者: JapanBroadcasting 2022-04-022022-04-22

Football wonder-draw, finest group soluble. España and Deutschland be careful Samurai’s got a Sword.　　『The Morning Goolies』

By JB Editorial Team ‘The Morning Goolies’ present

"Now stop that tomfoolery and jump back to bed, girls and bellends!", roars Principal Samurai.
Laughable and delectable is this Planet of Pathos.

Since the 1868 'Uprising', the Gaijin foreigners have often mocked; "The Japanese are unopinionated and psychologically incapable of expressing themselves". Sadly, that is fabulously true.

We proudly present you the most idle yet candid street preacher - Samurai Aphrodisiac Yujiro Taniyama, fully armed with morally unhygienic G-string diapers.

"I do hope you won't consider it presumptuous", begins the G-string, continuing, "but the sycophantic reticence of the homogenous lambs of Giappone is morbid, misleading and an incontrovertible liability that may jeopardize free thinking and childish democracy. I rather go the opposite; fart, wheeze and speak out!"

Ohio Gozaim-ass.

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日: 2022年4月2日

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