Baby Ohtani and Baby Ruth. Impeccable athletes Mother Goose. The hurler hits pitches and steal bases, though incapable to deliver English speeches. ‘We must go alone! Speak what you think!’ said Emerson, but the Face of Baseball uses translator as human shield. Wimp never be! Verbal incontinence self-protective reticence! Speak direct! Imperfection perfect! That’s real Sho-Time.

JB Editorial Team

THE MORNING GOOLIES 「Daily Milk Delivery!」presented by Japan Broadcasting.net Corporation. Written by Giappone Yujiro

The trovatore remonstrates about Shohei Ohtani’s behavior towards the press. “The mighty sportsman will never really build up his foreign tongue if he continues the way he does. Just unnatural. For 2,000 days he’s been living in the land of the Apaches so there shouldn’t be much difficulty corresponding with reporters. Besides, all you need are the simplest Anglo-American words. Don’t have to talk like a MIT scholar baby”, giggles our Editor in Chief.