Samurai Yujiro Dionysius Taniyama, Japan Broadcasting .net Sumo Correspondent
Plundering of American Indians were initially achieved by the Spaniards.
Some fine Dutchmen, Frenchmen and Englishmen later followed suit, as they had brilliantly succeeded in plundering of Asians of Asia from around the eighteenth-century.
But the times have changed.
Chris Columbus, Lieutenant Colombo, Prince Henry the Navigator, Incorruptible Robespierre, William the Orange and Johnny Rhodes are all dead. And the divine wind whispers to our unthinking ears that it is the errant Japanese, yet again, that is preparing to ‘blow up’ the world – this time by conquering Soccer World Cup 2026.
Increasingly predatory as we the Nipponese occasionally are; but this time Tokyo is irrelevant to any sort of surprise attacks such as the one in Hawaii military base 1941. Rather, as any fairly educated reader may understand, the term ‘surprise attack’ today seems to be a remunerative choice for two fat avaricious kings; Ivanka’s Father (IVF) and Dummy-Yahoo. The pair’s unfounded belligerency is certainly a psychological aberration, and they’ll eventually sink Yankee Kingdom to the level of a horde of goths.
Only the oil prices are skyrocketing. The rest is falling.
On the contrary, the Blue Army ain’t launching a military invasion anytime soon. But instead, the peaceful Japanese ‘invaded’ London’s Wembley Cricket Park.
Just a few days ago on April 1, Tokyo time, Japan soccer team unexpectedly prevailed over football heavyweight England 1-0, at the holy temple of the sport.
Citizen Kane as well as a couple of key players were missing on the host’s squad, hence Samurai Blue should not be overrated by any means. Just a friendly match it was, after all. Nonetheless, Wembley’s crowd of 90,000 had invariably witnessed history; yes, Team Fish & Chips inexplicably karate chopped by Team Sushi – the very first time the former being subdued by an Asian country.
Last October when Nippon sent shockwaves across the world by lacerating super heavyweight Brazil 3-2, I had pompously boasted that the Blue Army’s spoliation of Soccer World Cup 2026 is now an intelligible reality. And now, came the ‘Surprise Attack’ in Wembley.
Cleanness is imperative in our indigenous religion of Shinto. And that explains why the Blue Army fans collectively cleansed the holy site after the friendly match, disposing Brewdog cans and litters in blue plastic bags. Suez Canal is surely a new option now to export oil from the Middle East, while please do bear in mind that our anal canal is also perhaps the safest, and the cleanest passage in modern history.
Regeneration of the world begins from sanitization. That, I believe is a fact.
