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「Goolies’ i stands for improvisation. Crack of dawn exhalation. Spiderwebs glittering in garden green, odd pairing of coffee ’n fermented soybeans. Exhaustion exhilaration 」


 

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「Sogno giocare, ragazza tentare. As life’s a vapore, Buddista’ll convert to leone. Pronto! Sogno! Birthday suit erotico! 」 6.25

「Unforgettable outing to Luxor, Abu Simbel Ramses mythological floor. Lights and sounds beneath Novembre Stella, Aswan breakfast bread ’n Nutella. Pharaoh Mubarak robust as ever, unthinkable ousting intangible Spring. Only camels knew what was coming, endless excretion indelible excursion 」6.24

「HongKong tourists welcome back! You’ve nipped Nippon glorious Wanchai smack! Asakusa Akasaka Shibooya to Alaska, spank the monotonous the idle homogeneous, fresh agent mettlesome! 」 6.23

「I’m a scourge. Scourge I am. Whip you to death, life without death is mess. Spank the monk! Praise the punk! Sham intellectuals sedentary junk 」 6.22

「Giapponese never get angry, pathological flattery to authority obedient fallacy. Pekingese are the masters of animosity, short-legs and short-tempered uppity. Golden wedding of the golden pair, but gusto groucho no one care. Slavish wife inferior to dog retriever 」 6.21

「Trimmer for women ‘as good as new’, cheaper than Starbucks ineffable deal. Shaver for men it’ll surely be! Paid and skipped home delirious me. Opened the box unveiled the babe, spotted whiskers tiny bits and pieces. Pubescent pubes? or granny’s ruff? The intrigued cleaned and charged the lass. Excellent morning depilation 」 6.20

「Sissy prissy of unbearable obesity, rest satisfied beneath tedious matrimony. Earthshaking decision decades ago at the age of 20, how cruel and morbid lockdown-monogamy be! 」 6.19

「Peripatetic daily terrific. Zingaro gusto nomadic. Cave or catchpenny berth, livable anywhere on earth, laughable donkey hillbilly’s voracious appetite for an ecstasiating contemporary. Call of the Animal 」 6.18

「Kakashi residents of Scarecrow Village, Tsukimi the compassionate Creator Almighty. Rainy season come, reminiscent of the immortals’ love. Maestro Ayano’s Primary school orchestra performs renunciation of life or wonderment of life! 」 6.17

「Nattoman in Japan, watered dried soybeans 24hrs. Then boiled the plumped 24min. Starter added, fermentation began. Fetidity the following day, flash in the pan? Nobody can say. Felicity! Sticky and ready! Magic of the yeast, in phallic ‘far east’ 」 6.16

「“Mushy mushy?” A Giapponese granny picks up the phone. ‘Mama it’s me, your son HiDicky’ - a voice of a stranger, hints fraud and duplicity. “Hands up!” she hangs up, reminiscent of her long departed sonny. Mrs. Mushy 」6.15

「He stole not only a country, but a hamburger shop, absurdity. McArthur was the son of King Arthur, McBeth was the son of Beth. McDonalds meanwhile has been robbed to death. Big Mac proudly renamed ‘Big Vlad’, French fries to ‘Z flies’. Zombies 」6.14

「Monday the 13th. Manic depressive, but prefer capricious phallic. Hoity-toity! Despondency quite unworthy. Diffidence is invention petty. Useless clairvoyant, unshakable is the present. Phallic Monday! 」 6.13

「Viola cacophony from the reedy pond, rhythmical bass, though veiled performer’s face. ‘Sound of delight!’ beamed the greedy monk, carried away by the froggy’s bonk 」6.12

「Ostracized foreigners’ felicitous vindication, as the Land of the Homogeneous belatedly scraps nationwide seclusion. But the ‘outside people’ yet indiscernible, Signor Haneda Narita dejected inconsolable. Cooking visas you see takes a month, fabulously laughable 」 6.11

「Bon giorno! Bought a dictionary Italiano. Muscle is muscolo, monster is monstro. The resemblance to cockney meraviglioso. Domo Arigato 」6.10

「Welfare or warfare. That is the query. Pallas idolatry 」6.9

「SONY’s Noboo was a digital kid, dreamt and championed palmary departed. Playstation he preferred to train station, idea, idea golly Ide-idea 」6.8

「Viva! beamed the Italian, Siva! wiggled the Indian. Corona languor almost over, the whimsey signorina kissed the long unwashed unshaved unmasked face of Maharaja. Greasy tongue smack of spicy curry, the magic disappeared fled back to Sicily 」 6.7

「The shortest poem in the world Haicoo, seventeen blues. The shortest anthem across the planet Kimigayo, sort of blue. Short spell fleeting, short plant trimming, short men bowing 」 6.6

「Mosquito traveling incognito, disrupts sleep irritable Do-re-mi-fa-so. Slapping in darkness without success, the drooling canine surrenders yet again 」 6.5

「Walking Phallos or Walking encyclopedia. Neither is greater, said the unschooled grandma. ‘Be a sassy, not a sissy! Tankman feared none, exposed his willy!’. Monkman nods, bearhugs the emphatic granny in Mong-cock jail. Souls of freedom unforgotten 33rd anniversary. Walking is the key 」6.4

「Grouchy bitch of egocentricity, punished for crookery, Capt. Sparrow’s glorious victory. Faking victimhood for gold and attention, ‘woman’ no longer a weapon, in the age of women 」 6.3

「 Wake me up before you powwow, rather be flurry baby than to kowtow. Whip me up it’s Christmas Ho Ho, in my Koala home DownUnder mojo. Buoy me up forget commotion mate, uncommon commonwealth jubilation! 」6.2

「Fleshy stony June, unwisdom little buffoon. She leers and seduces, slipping her bare bottom from trousers. Silly Billy I, imbibing her luscious body fluid with milk, lass moans yet never moves, reticent red haired yoof. June’s no monk but mug. Culinary bonk 」 6.1

「Cockroach doo-doo spotted in the kitchen, two nights ago set up a trap by the oven. Two POWs the following morning, another two hostages this morning appalling. Protracted war it’ll be for sure, noxious foes won’t you be aware 」5.31

「20km walk and run, 200 minutes boiling sun. 2,000ml of tap water along the way, 20,000 heartbeats, heartache play. Lacerated knees, fractured old wounds, maskless martyr intrudes the masked. Ascetic impudence vs. unscientific obedience, obsequious lambs be roast to death! 」 5.30

「Low thinking and high living. ‘My house! My car!’, layman’s lust burning. Ahura Mazda drove no Mazda, neither did Buddha purchase Honda. “Tomorrow you’re gone! Ride vehicle of Creirwy!” Lower world or lower your underwear, expose true self, subhuman no more 」5.29

「Nobody talks nobody walks, inside the train purring rain. Face nappy-happy, unobtrusive harmony, robots uncanny sushi uniformity. African human appears out of the blue, robots give a black look, the man’s a ‘diaper-less crook’. But nobody dares, Gaijin’s a scare, turning blind eye, contempt on the sly 」 5.28

「Enma sama 閻魔さま, the Great Devil awaits me in hell, for I’m no saint nor Alexander Graham Bell. Epicurean and charlatan, purgatory’s my good old home. Chirpy phallos here I come!」 4.10

「MLB - hopelessly pronounced ‘Measure’ League in Japan, in a tongue no man could understand. Docile child taught botched foreign tongue, ends up diffident in a perfect comedy of tragedy. Even Ohtani 」4.9

「100 years old widowed neighbor, flew to heaven an adorable grandma. Infectious horselaugh, amusing grin, so dearly do I already miss her」4.8



Samurai Yujiro Taniyama, Japan Broadcasting net Corporation, JB


「 Impermanence is Buddhism, natural effervescence is Hinduism. Intertwined, they infuse esoteric wisdom」4.7

「Gal from Osaka a vaccine detester, sat alongside me at a park in Hibiya. “Grilled by pestilence twice was a shocker, but still I won’t get a jab like grandma”」 4.3

「Football wonder-draw, finest group soluble. España and Deutschland be careful Samurai’s got a Sword」4.2

「Egalitarianism and militarism. The Floating World’s like a Cherry Blossom. Ebullient in excitement, in a blink of an eye fabulously despondent, havoc foolhardy’s no April Fool」4.1

「Kickboarding at Imperial Palace, a supercilious cop approaches somewhat furious. Even pushing vehicles are banned the civil servant says, as a sluggish baby car passes by. Superficial ‘deference’, perverse and facetious」 3.31


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