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Samurai Disobedience

G-string Flatulence

Damsels, gentlemen and gentlewomen.

Bow. And Domo Arigato for visiting Japan Broadcasting .net, the most unimportant intellectual storehouse across the universe.

My name is Yujiro Taniyama, a G-string Samurai, and I do have nothing to declare but my sincere impropriety; let alone pomposity.

‘Mysterious Phallos’ - as occasionally labelled by some enemies, I may indeed be nothing but a wicked whip that may graciously degrade your prudish morality.

"To be great is to be misunderstood" - Mr. Waldo Emerson once said. Quite agreeable, indeed!

The Land of the Rising Phallos Festival, by the way is verily, brutally homogeneous.

And that element, exactly and unfortunately, is the liability for Giappone, or Japan since it pathologically kills diversity. Gaijin we need. One must bow the same, think the same and even blink the same in our clean but fabulously lackluster society of morbid sameness and senescence; where strikingly one in every three are aged over 65.
‘Constipation’ therefore, is mangling the brilliantly ostracized walking phallos, you know who.

Be it the Suez Canal or Anal Canal, elastic lubricity of the mind is essential for a healthy, humane, proper operation.

Hai. That’s exactly where YOU come in.
A proud Gaijin - a crucial callipygian agent for change from the outside world. Booty mandala of colorful eccentricity. We need you, and so do I.

G-string Samurai Broadcaster, traveller, street preacher, thinker, trovatore, entertainer, blotting sort of writer - whatever I am, to torpedo the convention of tedious Giappone and the unscrupulous universe is probably my most romantico and fantastico dream.

Let our egotistic lusts and kindness intertwine for another poignant ありがとう (Arigato). The term, in fact does mean ‘incredibly rare and precious’ in our Mahayana Buddhism.


Your obedient servant,
Samurai Yujiro Taniyama

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