Samurai Yujiro Taniyama, Japan Broadcasting.net Corporation Public Education Correspondent
Culinary satisfaction, sleep and copulation are said to be the three basic desires for human individuals. But I do know for a fact that the most beautiful women across the world are no strangers to flatulence. In other words, they fart. Latently usually but also publicly, inadvertently. Not a day passes without somebody in the classroom farting like a trumpet.
The right sort of disposition in the human beings is irrelevant to unintelligible prudery, so I believe that it is about time that the civilized people of the world acknowledge the art of farting as ‘our fourth basic lust’. In Japan for example, so specious are the common people that it is generally unthinkable that a bonny lady in kimono would clandestinely launch a methanol-gas attack behind her superficial smiles, while on my most favorite Shinkansen Hikari. But it does happen perhaps more than we think, as far as I am concerned.
Decadence it is certainly not, as farting is in a way an inevitable consequence of constipation (not copulation). Even the most kindest people in Louis Vuitton dress fart out of the blue like a Kenyan skunk. It just happens and we should take it for granted, espeiclly when doddering mumbling citizens are rapidly on the rise in today’s modern society; which is synonymous with unprecedented longevity. Tempermentally and physically, just like Nippon where one third of the population are aged over 65, celibacy and constipation are like a hand in glove; often giving birth to healthy flatulence.
So squirt it out ladies and gentlemen! Enjoy all its odors and sounds and take off that antiquated chastity belt!
