Giappone Yujiro Taniyama, the School Principal  (Smash Victorian Prudery Association Chairman) 谷山雄二朗

 

Transitoriness of all things is unstoppable. Nonethelsss, the ongoing wildfires and calamities across the planet today seems to appear to be nothing but man-made disasters. Dairy products giant France Republic as well as Don Quioxte and wine-manufacturing giant Spain are both burning to hell. 40℃ is Giappone, the land of the Rising Phallos Festival. Kimchimongering Republic of Chosun (Korea’s traditional dynasty label from the late 14th century) is also roasting like a fried chicken if not fried kimchi. Tornado in Wisconsin prefecture of Yankee Republic crushed the homes of the opulent without mercy.

It would be rather wise to draw the inference that above mentioned misfortunes are the products of crude human conceit. Incorrigible overconsumption of fossil fuels by we the modern uncivilized men are certainly to be blamed, effectively and unthinkingly fermenting global roasting as we know of today. I walk 10km easily from school to school, boys and girls instead of burning gasoline. Burn corporeal fat instead. The modern men are destitutes of imagination; turning on air conditioners 24/7 without the slightest repentence of decimating the balance of nature. Especially when the oil prices are skyrocketing at US$100 a barrel thanks to the cretinous warfare in Persian Gulf, now is the perfect time to abandon motorcars. As your flawed and demented school principal I shall give you schoolkids straight Fs should you fail to comply with my order by tomorrow. Damnation.