Samurai imposter Yujiro Taniyama, Japan Broadcasting.net Corporation Executive Sportswriter
Facade was Nipponese football for the past decades.
1998 Paris World Cup debut ended up disastrous. Three consecutive defeats. Nonetheless nearly 30 years on, Sushi F.C – or Nippon football club is reckless no more. The modern Ronin errant no longer betrays; but instead is awarding Tokyo with pride and victories. Don Quixote F.C (Spain) and Oktoberfest F.C (Germany) succumbed to Sushi in 2022 World Cup. Tito F.C (Dubrovnik) also failed to beat Nippon in 120 minutes. In other words, Sushi F.C has remained literally undefeated by European greats for about four stinking years.
Feijoada F.C (Brazil, after its national meal of black bean stew) latently shares an odious feeling if not resentment towards towards Sushi F.C, as the latter subdued Feijoada 3-2 last October. Although it was a friendly match, the ‘Champions of Soccer World’ apparently cannot be defeated twice consecutively to the same opponent. Hence it is strictly undeniable that a formidable sense of antagonism that’s rooted in retributory mindset persists significantly among the Feijoada-mongers (Brazilian players) – which I believe would not only be a liability but also inimical to activation of proper performance. That sort of morbidness shall certainly favor Sushi.
Unconventionality and superiority of the five-time champions may still persist; yet Feijoada F.C is not impenetrable as they once were in 2002. And with due respect, let me please point out that the current Brazil is ‘Real Madrid’ imposter – as the key attacker Vinicius and coach Italiano both play for the Spanish capital. Nippon’s Bocky (a.k.a Kubo 久保）is no stranger to ESP football either; and his prudence could bring expediency to Sushi’s attacking intensity.
3-2.
Sushi F.C to spank Feijoada F.C. Japan 3, Brazil 2. Kamikaze – or The Divine Wind 神風 shall also blow from the coast during the match, as Houston sits just by the sea. As the mighty lamb-mongering Mongolians drowned to death in Gulf of Hakata, 1274, Ronaldo the Obesity’s black bean stew-mongering boys are also destined to be blown into pieces like dusts and remnants of rockets in Houston Space Center. That, is the unflawed prevision of a flawed sushi-mongering sportswriter. Please do remember dear prudent reader, while I do not fully condone the ultra-rapid occidentation of modern Nippon, the untold ‘Soccer Ronin errant in the West’ seems quite ready to stun the planet.
Consternation.
