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「THE MORNING GOOLIES」 Corona ain’t the only malady, so undo your knickers kill the cowardly. Corona ain’t the only pathology, so loosen your zippers as zip’s the remedy. Luxury come Lakshmi!

JB Editorial Team

THE MORNING GOOLIES 「Daily Milk Delivery!」presented by Japan Broadcasting.net Corporation

The poet is fearless this morning. Ostentatious and materialistic, the intellectual dreamer dreams on.

Scrumptious! ‘Japan Bellend’ Yujiro Samurai Taniyama, as loquacious servant of Master James May on Amazon Prime’s 【OUR MAN IN JAPAN】

Sublimated Japan beats England 1-0 Brazil 3-2, and proclaims stealing Soccer World Cup 2026

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"Now stop that tomfoolery and jump back to school dormitory bed, girls and bellends!", roars Principal Samurai.
Laughable and delectable is this Planet of Pathos.

Since the 1868 'Uprising', the Gaijin foreigners have often mocked; "The Japanese are unopinionated and psychologically incapable of expressing themselves". Sadly, that is fabulously true.

We proudly present you the most idle yet candid street preacher - Samurai Aphrodisiac Yujiro Taniyama, fully armed with morally unhygienic G-string diapers.

"I do hope you won't consider it presumptuous", begins the G-string, continuing, "but the sycophantic reticence of the homogenous lambs of Giappone is morbid, misleading and an incontrovertible liability that may jeopardize free thinking and childish democracy. I rather go the opposite; fart, wheeze and speak out!"

Ohio Gozaim-ass.

Bow.

「THE MORNING GOOLIES」 Corona ain’t the only malady, so undo your knickers kill the cowardly. Corona ain’t the only pathology, so loosen your zippers as zip’s the remedy. Luxury come Lakshmi!

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