Samurai Yujiro Taniyama, Japan Broadcasting net Corporation, JB


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- Goolies written by Giappone Yujiro -



「This is your captain speaking. The Morning Goolies Airlines will be proudly suspended starting today, due to unspecified motivation. Refunds are negotiable and we hope you’ll fly with us again for an unspecified vacation. Hope to you. Thank you. 」 9.21

「‘Resurrection’ reiterated so many times, solemn preaches ununderstandable unchristian whine. ‘Compassion’ also stated once or twice, now that’s conceivable simple and nice 」 9.20

「Typhoon Elizabeth smashing Tokyo tonight, when Westminster Abbey grieves Mary Alexander’s departure flight. Kaminari-lightening, deity Canterbury beaming, rain ‘o rain! Bucket of tears thundering Mother Thames! 」 9.19

「Birth of felicity, voluptuous tragedy. Strictly unrehearsed, we’re oscillating cacophony 」 9.18

「United Kingdom uniting planet. Westminster pilgrimage on corginternet. Holyrood climb was tough but hoodoo, venerating her reminiscent juju. 」 9.17

「Real lover met part time lover. Campari canpai befriended super. One linga two pudenda, one canal two members, cosmic-intuition delectable matter. Orange bitter. 」 9.16

「Diabolical heaven. Operating from seven to eleven. Goodness is badness badness is goodness. Righteousness is wrongness wrongness is righteousness. Diabolical heaven 」 9.15

「888 yen receipt at a fruits-veggie store, laughing tomatoes bananas garlic and watermelon, rabbit’s foot corps. Fresh and juicy propitious almighty, golly here comes the morning glory! 」 9.14

「Live immediately, die beautifully. Push your mind than corporeal butterfly 」9.13

「Fabulously ran out of milk, the morning coffee ain’t smooth as silk. Black or white, middle path’s right, a drop of magic holy cow  」 9.12

「Mon-dieu! Birth to motivity, death to mediocrity! Gorgeous is lucidity, the spouse of obscenity! I am the bodisattva Monjoo! 」 9.11

「Serendipity is curiosity masqueraded as stupidity. Shrewd are the ingenuous knaves with ox-like placidity 」9.10

「Hirohito acquainted George V. Akihito befriended granddaughter Elizabeth. Sakura of Windsor uncommonly immortal, greatly missed greatly blossomed 」 9.9

「We have more Apples, though hardly edible. Digital intangible, illusory vegetable 」9.8

「Romp bumpy sometimes bloomy, everyday vacillates mind and venery. Stoical Polly! Listen to wicked granny! Rip it apart that hosey-panty! 」 9.7

「Surpassing a kiddy going to school, “Ohio” beamed the stranger clear firmament drool. Boy cracked a smile of an untarnished infantile, “iktsoo?” asked the scavenger 7 was the answer. Quick chat soon over, chatty silly waved sayonara. じゃぁまたね “Jar-mata nay!” whooped the stripling second grader, what a rhapsody ’n what a way to start a day! 」9.6

「空蟬 Utsoo-semi the cicada’s body empty, depicting transience of our form-like galaxy. 2000 days beneath the earth, 200 hours lifespan unearthly. They sing to the fullest, every breath so godly 」 9.5

「Morning bees collecting honey, promiscuous flowers polygamous bunny. None denied, allowed inside, bud turned Buddha adorable kind 」 9.4

「Kimpo airport became Gimpo. Kyongbok Palace became Gyeongbok. Kimchi nevertheless still spelled Kimchi. Inexplicable. Pusan city one day renamed Busan. Pohang city though maintained Pohang. Taejon then unilaterally changed to Daejon. Taegu is now Daegu. Cheju airlines is Jaeju. Kyongju masquerading as Gyeongju but Mr. Kim ain’t labelled Mr. Gim. Fantastically unscrupulous perplexing for Chosun-mongering tourists fantabulous, do please not consider one day switching Korea to Gorea. Or else the world atlas’ll catch diarrhea if not gonorrhea」 9.3

「Ocha means tea, though unlearning was Prayoot-chan Ocha. A militarist showboat turned suspended Siamese PM, greed and motives spectacularly sinister. Power corrupts, absolute power corrupts absolutely. Ocha diluted, no taste no power. Out! Sud!」 9.2

「The temple with a free wifi, whose precincts are called Keidai. Connected to Gods or Googles, an office propitious you know why」 9.1

「Joy and pain are glove in hand, quintessence of life made of sand 」 8.31

「King Infelicitous bought a slave for $79. Queen Ferocious sold her for $99. Statecraft 」8.30

「Frolicking teenybopper on a swing, chirpy birds Humming Farm fling. Very small and very wonderful, trees are tall sunshine rural. Hum! Hum! Hum! Humorous chum! Close the lips, bop and sing! 」 8.29

「Antique and portable Scholar’s Four Jewels 文房四寶, aspiring as any dormant family jewels. Calligraphy speaks the latent mind, carnality beeps the sensual kind. Zen is pen. Pen is Zen. Pen or penis same for men 」8.28

「Recalcitrant deodorant hallucination extravagant, corporeal fatigue perished non-existent. Tapasya and mantra kindled the day before, feierie in my body nude to the core 」 8.27

「Good or evil’s the mind of the West. I, I, I egocentricity beyond deity the best. Mankind is nothing however in the Orient, daft impertinent to distinguish wrong and right. Mortals are helots of the immortals. Jessie James, or Scarecrow James 」8.26

「 iPhone 3 running short on fuel, still operable nothing to lose. Refueling just thrice a day, the gadget freezes without disarray. iPhone 13 ice cream dream, luscious lubricious better than boom boom. Santa Santa please dip it in Fanta, anonymous Christmas yummy ’n fun! 」 8.25

「Giappone nessuno. Nobody, anybody, nothing fantastico. No poet, no architect, no intellect. Titles unnecessary like soap in the laundry. Melting! I’m a melting nonentity! Giapponessuno 」 8.24

「Baby Ohtani and Baby Ruth. Impeccable athletes Mother Goose. The hurler hits pitches and steal bases, though incapable to deliver English speeches. ‘We must go alone! Speak what you think!’ said Emerson, but the Face of Baseball uses translator as human shield. Wimp never be! Verbal incontinence self-protective reticence! Speak direct! Imperfection perfect! That’s real Sho-Time 」8.23

「Three vaccines plus corona negative, Tokyo requirements brilliantly unimaginative. Drowning Gaijin tourism ordered hala-killy, the victims of bureaucratic stupidity. Golfing PM Kissinder’s tested positive 」 8.22

「Just murdered a mosquito, Giappone scourge inexcusably sinful. Living is killing, wolfing down something. Vegetarians too ain’t exempt from blaming. One pig One fig One rice One life. Penitentiary even for senescent wife 」 8.21

「Beaming round face and flat nose, Ota-fu(c)ku’s a propitious Lady Santa Claus. Fu(c)kushima 福島 Fu(c)kuyama 福山 Fu(c)kuoka 福岡 Fu(c)kui 福井、the ‘four letter word’ flamboyantly means ‘good luck’. I do need a good 福 」 8.20

「Oriental within. Occidental without. Wisdom within. Intellectual without. Bushido or Bible, wonderment of life indescribable. Vivacious Buddha’s self-denial 」 8.19

「Sound of raindrops hitting the leaves, morning pigeons’ cacophony autumn breeze 」8.18

「Laughing mountains, smiling oceans. Singing trees bees and whales. Loquacious bears, thinking tomatoes we’re just one of ‘em nothing so special. Bow to bow-wow 」 8.17

「Zen is pen, pen is Zen. State of mind of a cosmic kind. Zen is poem, poem is Zen. Pensive wisdom beyond intellectual whoredom. Zen is pen」8.16

「Independence Day for descendants of Gandhi-jee, ‘End of War Day’ for self-serving Giapponese. Different places, different faces, indifferent humans but sun still rises. Interdependence is the wisdom for all, preponderance just makes one fall. So today let’s re-think for peace, satanic booties spank no ease 」 8.15

「Scarecrow James spinned ’n smashed into River Thames, Tamiya-HONDA ’s 300km/h grandeur games. Improper breaking, Breaking News. Breaking ribs, weeping muse. Kakashi’s immortal! Thus Jei-moo-zoo’s death is impossible! Ayano san beamed mighty convinced. “The Master must live! May gods forgive!”, cried Servant Phallic come juju magic 」 8.14

「Sky on fire, godly red of dawn like never before. Popping out of Futon sleepy no more, Bios panorama what are we here for! Burn! Burn! Burn! Zeal on the run! Passion or passion, ideas reborn! 」 8.13

「Marico was just twenty three, aboard the doomed JAL flight 123. On this day 1985, her jumbo ‘uncontrollable’ 10,000 feet high. Screams of horror, phenomenal terror, the vehicle plunged hair-raising rollercoaster. “I’m gonna puke don’t wanna die”, she left a memo letters trembling despair. 520 killed the worst aviation fit ever, Haneda vigil Mt.Osutaka 」 8.12

「Watering plants and tomatoes before sunrise, autumn zephyr pierces the skin what a surprise. Clear light, the mother of all delectable might declares the beginning, magical seasonal changing 」 8.11

「Gold Coast branded babe, golden roast tanned Aphrodite. Salubrious Waikiki of Giappone Isshiki, Diamond Bed no that’s Mt.Who G! 」 8.10

「Christian hamlet of Nagasaki, desecrated by alleged christians unchristianity. Mushroom cloud made Mother Carey’s chicken proud, apocalyptic sight mothers made of sand 」 8.9

「 Grubby Gabby. Bathing in milk tea Varanasi. Cremated ashes, plastic feces, impurity cleansed running through the Ganges. I had no guts ’n glory to swim like the Grubby, reminiscent in each cup of Darjeeling tea 」8.8

「Cerebral failure. Unusually drowsy trovatore 」 8.7

「Giappone’s already licked, General Eisenhower said. They were ready to surrender, Admiral Leahy said. The fetters of false ideas, that surprise attack on urban population center had values, desecrates conscience of man like lacerated piss-water can. Not just one but two, ballyhoo. Unjustifiable are Tokyo jingoists too, you know who. Apology’s unnecessary, though interestingly Nimitz ’n all top men in Stars’n Stripes military had also argued that the indiscriminate weapon roasting women and children was unnecessary. The Land of the Rising Phallos Festival piggybacking on it today, surely is a risible irony 」 8.6

「Nancy Pepsi a decrepit granny, Asian holiday sipping Pepsi. She hustled distributed her bottles super icy, ingredients were sugar ’n democracy almighty. Bamboo eater next door pedantic frantic than ever before, banned selling granny’s drink. Nancy Pepsi’s salacious wink」 8.5

「 “Truth is god”, said Gandhi. Thunder in Giappone is Kaminari. Rice-straw rope with white paper, on every shrine gate sacrosanct wonderworker. “Truth is god, not the other way around”. Papyrus is KAMI synonymous for animistic deity. Thunderstruck today, rain prodigious it’s time to play 」8.4

「The civilized man has built a smartphone, but has sacrificed his smartness」 8.3

「Cicada Cinderella turned upside down, grilled on asphalt purgatory clown. Car passes by, I fear for the worst lullaby, Cinderella survives the brevity of life. Another coach intrudes, the concrete jungles’ brutes, this could be it constrained both fingers crossed. She prevails once again, the rushing Prince scoops her up insane, emancipating the precious in four-clover terrain 」 8.2

「Maria the long distance swimmer, dog peddled to Tokyo from Barcelona. Descendent maybe of Henry the Navigator, she conquers the seas Miss Vasco da Gama. Sashimi than Sushi, Wasabi than Messi, the mother of Jesus beams in Zooshi. Reminiscent of Santiago de Compostela farewell I pray, the mermaid’s Cape of Good Play. Jellyfish! 」 8.1

「SUPER WAKA. Poetic like no other. Wakame 若芽 is a bud, Wakame わかめ is seaweed. Madonna’s a fledging lover, Wakadanna’s a young master. Kangaroos fornicate though Wakareroo is to differentiate. Callipygian’s buttocks make love, Wakai 和解 signifies making peace. Thrill to death! Fearless of disgrace! Wakarazya’s わからずや wicked and senseless, adolescence and senescence both blooming florescence. I’m the finest wanker indestructible SUPER WAKA. Newborn today! Newborn everyday! The Wanderlust Kama Kar-Magical SUPER WAKA! 」7.31

「Just published a book, on how they cook up rubbish English. Japan becomes Ja ‘pun’, ‘Iggy-lisu’ is an ‘English’man. Thus Planet of Apes we are called, repulsive fakes unworthy to scold. USO EIGO うそ英語」 7.30

「Cacophony of HONDA at 3a.m, another CUB engine 4a.m. The diligent men delivering news, human alarm early rising blues 」 7.29

「Two sausages a day keeps doctors away. Few mortgages a day keeps hanging tree in play. Delicious wiener, double canals Gary Cooper!」 7.28

「Bucci’s sole passion was food, fish to radish anything wolfed. Reservoir trail was where he pooed, as Andy harassed crude ’n rude. The golden canine looked down on Karine, as he was Zeus unbeatable woof. Remember the day we drove red PJ, to Stanley you swam like a dog almighty. Now you’re gone we’re again alone though drool remains Persian carpet stains 」 7.27

「5 Bachelors on British Airways, mesmerizing all passengers flying to Paradise. They impregnate men women and children, in a blink of an eye even Mrs. Biden. Bachelors Five on British Airways, subdues and molests the indiscriminate pests. Disguised as nun looking for some fun, better watch out they’re coming to town. BA5 」 7.26

「Out of a clear sky cherubic sound god knows why. Tone unfamiliar yet spectacular, the bitter gourd snapped rose too high 」 7.25

「Idle Sunday rising sun, Susie decided to get some tan. But nudist shore unspottable in Giapan, the loony girlie trimmed to none. Off she hopped to Wasabi Beach, infectious corporal in Sumo T-strings. Slavishly discreet locals meanwhile, chaste and armed even face-masked. Idol Susie browny by three, but the rest were snowy nose to cheek 」 7.24

「Tai means die in Thai, the land of the Corruptibles as smooth as milk. Korupshon, as laities say in Thai, a pervading virus counterfeit silk. Still I’m fond of the pachyderms of Siam, sweet ’n inimitable scrumptious somtum. Wat Arun wait for me! Chaophraya jubilee! Incorruptible impermanence, Theravada Buddhism 」 7.23

「A trade-in was fat old ugly, but a new one was a cordless beauty. Reusable bin, feather-light feminine, paper filter no longer necessity. She cleans the floor like a Phoenician whore, never misses a pube insanitary cube. Juju broom for repugnant room, divorce the rusty! Felicitous groom! 」 7.22

「Corona ain’t the only malady, so undo your knickers kill the cowardly. Corona ain’t the only pathology, so loosen your zippers as zip’s the remedy. Luxury come Lakshmi! 」 7.21

「Skimp on fuel! Disruptive Russian fool! Bakanov was a Baka, sacked obtuse traitor. Skimp on food! The fittest are the lewd! Costs are surging, but complimentary is mating. Molly you moll! Shut up and roll! Conscripted soldier on wifely duty! 」 7.20

「Pain in Spain, 50℃ pensive pensioners roasting in vain. Bold was Thomas Paine, calling it a fraud of the Christian system to call the sciences human invention. Global warming is however, a man-made sensation 」 7.19

「Bitter gourd elevating to new heights, stupendous growth each day and night. Better world descending to new lows, the two legged mammals’ man made flaws. Indestructible are Cosmic Laws 」 7.18

「 Scabrous Sally with ox-like placidity, bitten by a fox whimsical serendipity. From the wound gushed pelf and diamonds, foxy spree capricious Almighty. Privation of exercise triggered ox-like obesity, as spinster drunkard was now called fatty. She died suddenly choking a chunk of wasabi, greatly missed Miss Never Hoity-Toity. Scabrous Sally 」 7.17

「Snack or sunak, pretty or priti. Misspellings of nouns and adjectives conclusively out of the ordinary. Despite the exquisite diversity of the mighty marmite society, will the Protestants consecrate Hindoo gods of the former colony? Gobble down your sunak with beer, golly you priti let’s wait and see! 」7.16

「There’s magic in you. Far greater than any ballyhoo. There’s power in you. Far stronger than grandma Sue. Sue for peace, and preach the geese, with your juju unmellowed hoodoo! Transience. Obliterate egotistic patience! 」 7.15

「Every breath you take, closer approaches death. Every death you face, faster the train of impertinence. Unconscioused respiration! Consequential constipation! We let it in, we let it out. Copulation 」 7.14

「Goolies cleanses, the power that corrupts. Equanimity, poetic weaponry, Colombo ousts Rajapaksa butts. Word unworldly generates harmony, so think not panic before goin' phallic. Resplendent! 」 7.13

「Long fin swimming, Knightrider’s turbo boost lightening. Conquered the beach in a blink of an eye, Season of the Sun Shintaro lullaby. Father and son above the creamy sky 」 7.12

「 Bogus cops are to blame, unprofessional idle shame. Savable life, eliminated twice, first by assassin next policemen. Poor Shinzo ain’t to blame, victim of negligence by ducks so lame. Dive! Dive! Dive! Thump the target ’n strive! But the dogs all jumped on killer, wrong way. Pioneers of lethargy, gadget addicted ‘Moshi Moshi’. We’ve paid a price, a priceless life 」 7.11

「Sumo day. Mongolian landslide anyway 」 7.10

「Abe was shot in ’65, Booth the crook still at large. Abe was shot once again, Illinois to Choshoo funeral train. Tragic blow blood on snow, flag of the Rising, son still bleeding. Fetters of free intelligence! By whores of apes ’n ignorance! Shinzo means ‘heart’, surely was a Braveheart. Safe no more! Botched security corps! Hanging tree Sakura, the land of the fleeting Buddha 」 7.9

「Phlegmatic corpulence, beautifully ripened to sensual incompetence. The Ball became a hermit, ascetic monk of Lilliput. Then returned the giant soldier prurient as ever before. Sensible allegiance 」 7.8

「Heavenly river Amanogawa, crossed by the immortals just once a year. Tonight Alpha 牽牛 meets Vega 織 the weaver, amorous couple Turner-Butter. July 7, seventh heaven 」 7.7

「Why the wind blows nobody knows, the foremost Buddha sage everyone knows. Kindness and impermanence preaches the selfless, Mahayana zephyr Dalai Lama His Holiness. 87th jubilee Dharmsala breeze, cake of delight felicitate thee! 」 7.6

「Geek or Greek, she loved lubricious creep. Morning shave delectable, whisker girls’ leap. Trim! Trim! Trim! Vim! Vim! Vim! Bushy me! Shaving spree! 」7.5

「Waldo was no weirdo, like adroit hermit Thoreau. Who opposed slavery, authority ’n fallacy, ancestors from the isle of Guernsey. Four hours a day he walked and walked, fourth of July hardly cared 」 7.4

「Exquisite Saudi perambulating Akasaka-Gosho, stopped by a stranger in outmoded Samurai kimono. Expat horrified of Katana sword, hastily bows and face-masks, remorseful word. “This is your country” reiterates the innocuous, “Don’t be bothered” grins the ronin blasphemous. Unbearable humidity unthinkable in Saudi, you have my sympathy needn’t Harakiri 」 7.3

「Shogi Day. Giappone chess cerebral play. Nothing oral, yet philosophical, an intellectual lark for a two legged animal. Show for geeks? Surely nicht 」 7.2

「Wenoka flippers made in Italia, the flippant’s now an underwater swimmer. Farwest of Pacific through Panama Atlantic, Samurai scourge is Jack Mayol. Willy Wonka awaits in Malta, but the human torpedo lands in Crimea. “Hark! Again I’ve swam too far, come on Charlie let’s end the war!” 」 7.1

「Cosmic felicity, an unreachable phantom for gregarious Gregory, whose cosmic impiety transcended any human fallacy. Chastity belts! 」6.30

「Updated iOS, insta inaccessible WTF. Bangkok Train System BTS, from July “Pai dai!” No more mess. Papaya salad spicy to death, instantly approachable vim caress. Bulletproof boys or Ladyboys, the latter the better, Doraemon’s rib! 」6.29

「Ordered a gargantuan plate of take-out Sushi, underscored my infatuation with flat-out Wasabi. Goodhearted Mrs. Taboo beamed like a mischievous Buri, day of pickup green baseball unreal complimentary 」 6.28

「I generate home made yoghurt with milk, diminutive yeast dancing luscious as silk. The unworldly formula of liquid turning cheesy, ineffable joy this dairy alchemistry. Milk is divine! Even if you’re bovine! Secrete Athena and Siva! Let the mortals shine! 」6.27

「Goolies’ i stands for improvisation. Crack of dawn exhalation. Spiderwebs glittering in garden green, odd pairing of coffee ’n fermented soybeans. Exhaustion exhilaration 」 6.26

「Sogno giocare, ragazza tentare. As life’s a vapore, Buddista’ll convert to leone. Pronto! Sogno! Birthday suit erotico! 」 6.25

「Unforgettable outing to Luxor, Abu Simbel Ramses mythological floor. Lights and sounds beneath Novembre Stella, Aswan breakfast bread ’n Nutella. Pharaoh Mubarak robust as ever, unthinkable ousting intangible Spring. Only camels knew what was coming, endless excretion indelible excursion 」6.24

「HongKong tourists welcome back! You’ve nipped Nippon glorious Wanchai smack! Asakusa Akasaka Shibooya to Alaska, spank the monotonous the idle homogeneous, fresh agent mettlesome! 」 6.23

「I’m a scourge. Scourge I am. Whip you to death, life without death is mess. Spank the monk! Praise the punk! Sham intellectuals sedentary junk 」 6.22

「Giapponese never get angry, pathological flattery to authority obedient fallacy. Pekingese are the masters of animosity, short-legs and short-tempered uppity. Golden wedding of the golden pair, but gusto groucho no one care. Slavish wife inferior to dog retriever 」 6.21

「Trimmer for women ‘as good as new’, cheaper than Starbucks ineffable deal. Shaver for men it’ll surely be! Paid and skipped home delirious me. Opened the box unveiled the babe, spotted whiskers tiny bits and pieces. Pubescent pubes? or granny’s ruff? The intrigued cleaned and charged the lass. Excellent morning depilation 」 6.20

「Sissy prissy of unbearable obesity, rest satisfied beneath tedious matrimony. Earthshaking decision decades ago at the age of 20, how cruel and morbid lockdown-monogamy be! 」 6.19

「Peripatetic daily terrific. Zingaro gusto nomadic. Cave or catchpenny berth, livable anywhere on earth, laughable donkey hillbilly’s voracious appetite for an ecstasiating contemporary. Call of the Animal 」 6.18

「Kakashi residents of Scarecrow Village, Tsukimi the compassionate Creator Almighty. Rainy season come, reminiscent of the immortals’ love. Maestro Ayano’s Primary school orchestra performs renunciation of life or wonderment of life! 」 6.17

「Nattoman in Japan, watered dried soybeans 24hrs. Then boiled the plumped 24min. Starter added, fermentation began. Fetidity the following day, flash in the pan? Nobody can say. Felicity! Sticky and ready! Magic of the yeast, in phallic ‘far east’ 」 6.16

「“Mushy mushy?” A Giapponese granny picks up the phone. ‘Mama it’s me, your son HiDicky’ - a voice of a stranger, hints fraud and duplicity. “Hands up!” she hangs up, reminiscent of her long departed sonny. Mrs. Mushy 」6.15

「He stole not only a country, but a hamburger shop, absurdity. McArthur was the son of King Arthur, McBeth was the son of Beth. McDonalds meanwhile has been robbed to death. Big Mac proudly renamed ‘Big Vlad’, French fries to ‘Z flies’. Zombies 」6.14

「Monday the 13th. Manic depressive, but prefer capricious phallic. Hoity-toity! Despondency quite unworthy. Diffidence is invention petty. Useless clairvoyant, unshakable is the present. Phallic Monday! 」 6.13

「Viola cacophony from the reedy pond, rhythmical bass, though veiled performer’s face. ‘Sound of delight!’ beamed the greedy monk, carried away by the froggy’s bonk 」6.12

「Ostracized foreigners’ felicitous vindication, as the Land of the Homogeneous belatedly scraps nationwide seclusion. But the ‘outside people’ yet indiscernible, Signor Haneda Narita dejected inconsolable. Cooking visas you see takes a month, fabulously laughable 」 6.11

「Bon giorno! Bought a dictionary Italiano. Muscle is muscolo, monster is monstro. The resemblance to cockney meraviglioso. Domo Arigato 」6.10

「Welfare or warfare. That is the query. Pallas idolatry 」6.9

「SONY’s Noboo was a digital kid, dreamt and championed palmary departed. Playstation he preferred to train station, idea, idea golly Ide-idea 」6.8

「Viva! beamed the Italian, Siva! wiggled the Indian. Corona languor almost over, the whimsey signorina kissed the long unwashed unshaved unmasked face of Maharaja. Greasy tongue smack of spicy curry, the magic disappeared fled back to Sicily 」 6.7

「The shortest poem in the world Haicoo, seventeen blues. The shortest anthem across the planet Kimigayo, sort of blue. Short spell fleeting, short plant trimming, short men bowing 」 6.6

「Mosquito traveling incognito, disrupts sleep irritable Do-re-mi-fa-so. Slapping in darkness without success, the drooling canine surrenders yet again 」 6.5

「Walking Phallos or Walking encyclopedia. Neither is greater, said the unschooled grandma. ‘Be a sassy, not a sissy! Tankman feared none, exposed his willy!’. Monkman nods, bearhugs the emphatic granny in Mong-cock jail. Souls of freedom unforgotten 33rd anniversary. Walking is the key 」6.4

「Grouchy bitch of egocentricity, punished for crookery, Capt. Sparrow’s glorious victory. Faking victimhood for gold and attention, ‘woman’ no longer a weapon, in the age of women 」 6.3

「 Wake me up before you powwow, rather be flurry baby than to kowtow. Whip me up it’s Christmas Ho Ho, in my Koala home DownUnder mojo. Buoy me up forget commotion mate, uncommon commonwealth jubilation! 」6.2

「Fleshy stony June, unwisdom little buffoon. She leers and seduces, slipping her bare bottom from trousers. Silly Billy I, imbibing her luscious body fluid with milk, lass moans yet never moves, reticent red haired yoof. June’s no monk but mug. Culinary bonk 」6.1

「Cockroach doo-doo spotted in the kitchen, two nights ago set up a trap by the oven. Two POWs the following morning, another two hostages this morning appalling. Protracted war it’ll be for sure, noxious foes won’t you be aware 」5.31

「20km walk and run, 200 minutes boiling sun. 2,000ml of tap water along the way, 20,000 heartbeats, heartache play. Lacerated knees, fractured old wounds, maskless martyr intrudes the masked. Ascetic impudence vs. unscientific obedience, obsequious lambs be roast to death! 」 5.30

「Low thinking and high living. ‘My house! My car!’, layman’s lust burning. Ahura Mazda drove no Mazda, neither did Buddha purchase Honda. “Tomorrow you’re gone! Ride vehicle of Creirwy!” Lower world or lower your underwear, expose true self, subhuman no more 」5.29

「Nobody talks nobody walks, inside the train purring rain. Face nappy-happy, unobtrusive harmony, robots uncanny sushi uniformity. African human appears out of the blue, robots give a black look, the man’s a ‘diaper-less crook’. But nobody dares, Gaijin’s a scare, turning blind eye, contempt on the sly 」 5.28

「Rising rain toasts margarine ’n honey. Orange handmade jam, yoghurt Phuc Long coffee. Wake up apathy, gloomy sky stormy, ‘Another idle day of seclusion!’ , the idiot shrieks vicissitude delusion. Signor Focker Di Giappone 」5.27

「Lusting after Lucrece, the tyrants lacerate peace. “Add ‘o’ to God becomes Good” the Father says, Implausible! Butchered are the innocent every second and day. Modern civilization diseased schadenfreude, unfeeling blood on palm display, Ukraine Uvalde NRA. Nippon Ramen Association the unchristian messiah, slurp suck the nipples, damn trigger-happy pariah」 5.26

「Incivility amorous twenty, should I streetwalk will you still pash me. Proclivity sappy nooty, never dreamt to become a refugee. Molested motherland, departed mother, siblings too gone milk and water. Can’t be a sin, could it Mother Theresa? To sell my Bread for bread and butter 」 5.25

「Monogamy’s not morality, a rather decadent customary. Aunt Sally born in NYC, her undies stolen eerie spooky. 【Abortion rights! American fights!】 - the words on pink knickers Sal still remembers. Trust no-one in the laundry, wear chastity belt as you’re the jury, before they rob your vertical juicy. Hark! Democratic infelicity geriatric fallacy! 」 5.24

「Biden means selling electricity in Giapponese, Pensioner President welcome to NATTO, your tributary soybeans. With one foot in the grave, superlative for his age, the semiconductor salesman’s a feeble ampere, electrified to send vaginal foe to electric chair. Phallos vassal bows yet again 」 5.23

「 Purgatory MLB, creatures spitting perpetually. Dirty impure insanitary, the only gentleman’s Ohtani. He never farts, salivas phlegms, like a peewee star clean as gem. Lavatory MLB, why don’t you ban that malady? Smoking doping secreting hell, putrefaction uncivilized spell 」 5.22

「Ambitious food fighter preparing for war, morning buffet battlefield, dribbling diffident whore. Lt. Empty Stomach, ready to eat a horse! But still an hour to go, drooling tomato sauce. ‘Waiting is torture, come pull that trigger!’ Impatient pig’s greedy war 」 5.21

「Nudist in St Peter’s Basilica, Prude in St Paul’s Cathedral playing harmonica. Who’s the saint? Who’s the humbugger? Leninist in St Petersburg, Indigent in St Kitts and Nevis. Where’s the sapient? Where’s the hamburger? Famine by the asinine, two legged cretin. The only sage par-excellence, St Bernard His Holiness 」 5.20

「Demolished house evoking memories, bulldozing thunder tearing up dilapidated wood into bits and pieces. Sons and spouse gone long time ago, buoyant soul her name was Hiroco. Exactly a century she laughed and breathed, home alone beneath the roof of the deceased. Charming neighbor hospitalized 3 years ago, empty rooms wailed ‘We miss her dearly so!’. Two years later she breathed her last, pulverized house now brings back the past 」5.19

「 Indefatigable bees written in water hopping on a lemon tree, tweeting birds orchestra romps the lustrous dawn synchronicity. Breakfast toast with butter & honey, Peter Pan corporeal sustained by mystical cosmic brilliancy. Gees, staying alive! 」 5.18

「Levity podgy mischievous fairy, her name is Druid a Celtic lovely. Ghosts enraptured 8 million Shinto deity, after departure they stay here dancing. In Bible souls by corpse indiscernible, Beer with Father, or Davy Jone’s locker. Contrariety! 」 5.17

「Thai Festival Japan online, delirious is the subnormal swine. But yummy Tom Yum unreachable on screen, sweat intangible with icy Chang & Singh. Siam, Siren, Pratunam, Greek goddess lure thee to Jim Thompson’s bivouac. My native heath as smooth as silk 」 5.16

「Coppun cup, Good morning Vietnam. Fish sauce Nam-pla, in Saigon Nuoc-mam. Noodle’s Bamee-moodang, PHO in Danang, may sound similar but Hark! Mai-muang-kang. Sawasdee, Xinchao, the rival’s fairytale, Bumpy ’n scruffy yet so lusty 」5.15

「NATTO’s sticky and stinky, NATO’s a hotdog military. Fermented soybeans Finnish and Swedish, banning Reds from sauna, wisdom of skeptic. Incompatible with beans as rouge as blood, bow no more but open up the bowels. Healthy glue」 5.14

「Friday the 13th an auspicious zenith, fearless moppet’s Puritan but Irish. She buys a lottery for her muzzled daddy Freddie, Invocation of rhapsody in faraway Mercury. “Killing is thrilling! Thrilling is living! Bloodthirsty Dakini be, Hindoo Trinity illusory!” 」5.13

「Idle Don Quixote from Giappone, presumptuous and self-righteous as always. Rather than Buddha I’d rather be Lady Chatterley! Contentment or wonderment, chloroformed no more by everyday banality! Don Juan was superlative, but this Donkey is useless 」5.12

「Philip was the father of Alexander the Great. Became an Apostle, then a Spanish king Philip the Prudent. Stole the faraway islands of Pine-apples ’n labeled his name, where a newly elected head of state indeed bears a funny name. The Philistines or the Philippines nobody knows, as their fate now belongs to Imprudent Bong Bong 」 5.11

「17 syllables indispensable in Haicoo, apparently impossible in English intellectual drool. 17 wins by hurling Angel number seventeen, a mission feasible in American baseball scene. Seasonal words unnecessary, as cherub hits and runs in electrifying unconventionality. Showbiz, Showman, Showtime 」 5.10

「Pint of expired milk on Mothering Sunday, Duke of Puke in Futon disarray. Mama’s opalescent magic, our constitution’s very fabric. MAMARIGATO 」5.9

「Motherless mother’s breakfast was Mother Carey’s roasted chicken because Mother Superior of motherly Mother Goose’s motherland caught the creature propitiously like Mother Hubbard on her Mothership on Mothering Sunday 」5.8

「Snail perambulating down the wall, raindrops gone in fresh cooling dawn. Poke the eyes of the stopping train, then it shrinks like linga Sinn Fein. We Ourselves. Go adagio 」5.7

「 Eccentricity is often a duty, in the world’s fastest aging society. Tomatoes all look exactly the same, as disfigured are trashed into callous reformatory. Be sinful! Be single! Heel that conceited sushi my evil genius whispers thee! 」5.6

「”Robbed of liberty, our rights and property”, said Norman the first U.S secretary of Japanese ancestry. Kidnapped ’n sent to a prison camp in 1942, at Santa Anita horse-track ballyhoo, his mama later died of trauma, ignominy by you know who. Silicone Valley visit today, RIP the Samurai of San Jose - whose International Airport bears his glorious name. Norman Yoshio Mineta, greater than Manzanar, California 」5.5

「Afro American Muhammad Ali loathed the word ‘black’, for it degraded his people to the level of muck. Blackmarket, black sheep, black magic and blackmail - while the ‘whites’ tagged me ‘yellow’ peril. Untenable prejudice, untrimmed pubes, I’ll sting like a bee illiberal spirit thee! 」5.4

「If only one could teach the Giapponese how to talk, and the Chinese how to listen the society here would be pretty civilized. The Soviets must see a psychiatrist, and learn the meaning of civilization 」 5.3

「Stout Australian mate raped in Sydney, by Mrs. Corona a week after fourth jab inexplicably. Explicable, he was jabbed in Wuyi 」 5.2

「Heart melting spring, welcome as the flowers in May. Sumo T-string, expose consecrated meat so gay! Tickle to death fleeting play! 」 5.1

「Deutschland atlas prints ‘Russland’, the latter intrinsically like the cat that got the cream. Pu for pussy, bald czar snooty. Censorship state, menace unworthy. Pussland 」 4.30

「Raising the flag beneath the cloudscape, national holiday to felicitate Hirohito’s Birthday. Why the vanquished’s wartime demigod remained as Emperor, remains a majestic mystery till this very day 」 4.29

「Glamour puss in Arles, an hour drive from Nice, offered me B&B and a lustful leer so nice. Salubrious village oblivious of carnage, even pestilence couldn’t dissuade them from impulsive concubinage. Cat’s name, was Van Gogh 」 4.28

「Twitter constipation, bowels to be emptied by Musk intervention. If democracy conforms to nobody, debarment’s transparency is necessity. Dionysian nudes! Sayonara prudes! & Self-conscious hockey mums! 」 4.27

「Wolfing down Bento lunch by the terrace, blackish fluid drips out of the blue, from firmament sakura blue staining the denim new ’n blue. Crows’ doo-doo 」 4.26

「Church leaders in Moscow, belligerent masquerading as peace loving cows. Mow down the immoral West! Kirill to kill, Christian jingoism for the best! Holy War, Holy Spirit, nocturnal Holy Cow. Moth-Cow」 4.25

「Emphatic and phallic, public and pubic, express your thoughts downright. Veracity slams insincerity. Uncover intuitive willy! Open up that intelligent fanny! 」 4.24

「Morbid habit of being busy, with mobile devices nothing but illusory. Brainpower drained, the Philistines institutionally indoctrinated, its’ an opium for spiritual destitute」 4.23

「Korean restaurant in Shinjoocoo, ¥490 pork rice lunch menu. Complimentary Kimchi, so 1000g box was out of the blue empty, Red Mt.Fuji. Seoul I miss, in my soul 」 4.22

「Bamboo shoot sashimi, a mouthwatering Takenoco puberty. Shintoism is shamanism, a soul feasting animism. Yummy deities」4.21

「Bloomers at schools are now banned in Giappone, as the prudish judo moms claim it’s lewd and fescennine. But in all FamilyMarts across the street, smutty weekly’s accessible mighty naughty 」4.20

「Water Festival in Siam, Easter Festival in Buckingham. Celestial spring rollicking oh sing, unmask Phallos Festival let lingam swing」4.19

「April shower. Disposable mortals, all disappear. Present is tangible, tomorrow’s perishable, epicurean monks romping on instant noodle!」 4.18

「Cow in Moscow, vexed at sunken flagship Moscow. Vainglorious thief’s an inedible beef, make mincemeat of it and nurture the pigs!」4.17

「Musk buying Twitter, fantabulous that’s for sure. Censorship by goody-goody phonies, do more harm than good. They all have agendas 『Block Copernicus! Unorthodox dogs! Muzzle Space X!』O’ how knightly was Malcolm X! 」 4.16

「German salaryman from Koln, in Tokyo for five days non-quarantined business. Tying the knot in two months, the ardent monogamist guzzling PadThai rebuked restarting nuclear power plants. Coconut ice cream, or NordStream 」4.15

「Dentist day. Silver tooth, unnoticeably shaky. Metallic palladium prices on the rise, replacement now may be unwise」4.14

「Geisha are entertainers, not featherbrain hookers. Unteachable warmongers, by far poisonous than rishi streetwalkers. I am a Geisha. Whoremongering Geisha 」 4.13

「Dog in a buggy, as lady inexplicably pushes in morning alley. Moronic suzerain-vassal relationship, to be coerced by belligerency. Kick the bald canine off the trolly」 4.12

「Once a dodderer in Trocadero told me, “Vive Nicola, vive Carla Bruni”. Omicron, oh Macron or Lady Napoleon - who shall the victorious be?!」 4.11

「Enma sama 閻魔さま, the Great Devil awaits me in hell, for I’m no saint nor Alexander Graham Bell. Epicurean and charlatan, purgatory’s my good old home. Chirpy phallos here I come!」 4.10

「MLB - hopelessly pronounced ‘Measure’ League in Japan, in a tongue no man could understand. Docile child taught botched foreign tongue, ends up diffident in a perfect comedy of tragedy. Even Ohtani 」4.9

「100 years old widowed neighbor, flew to heaven an adorable grandma. Infectious horselaugh, amusing grin, so dearly do I already miss her」4.8



Samurai Yujiro Taniyama, Japan Broadcasting net Corporation, JB


「 Impermanence is Buddhism, natural effervescence is Hinduism. Intertwined, they infuse esoteric wisdom」4.7

「Incapacitated UN, Veto prerogative for Bucha butcher PUTaIN. Obsolete is P5, equality to all nations it ain’t (19)45 」4.6

「Birds are tweeting, clouds are drifting. Coffee Morning Glory, the snow is melting. Corporal delight, spiritual plight, quintessence of life’s now the former, Spring might!」 4.5

「PUTaIN, he’s got a mark of Cain, insinuating to nuke non-nuclear Ukraine. ‘Putain’ - a Frenchman’s slang for sonofa-bitch, sure he’s a leech」 4.4

「Gal from Osaka a vaccine detester, sat alongside me at a park in Hibiya. “Grilled by pestilence twice was a shocker, but still I won’t get a jab like grandma”」 4.3

「Football wonder-draw, finest group soluble. España and Deutschland be careful Samurai’s got a Sword」4.2

「Egalitarianism and militarism. The Floating World’s like a Cherry Blossom. Ebullient in excitement, in a blink of an eye fabulously despondent, havoc foolhardy’s no April Fool」4.1

「Kickboarding at Imperial Palace, a supercilious cop approaches somewhat furious. Even pushing vehicles are banned the civil servant says, as a sluggish baby car passes by. Superficial ‘deference’, perverse and facetious」 3.31

「Gremlin slapped me in the face, a preemptive attack without the faintest grace. Although The Bible preaches to allow another smack, inconceivable I’m no gutless duck. Affectation of love!」3.30

「 Sakura, Fujiyama, Mama’s pasta. But none’s ubiquitous as sanitizer. Lamentable and immutable, the best tranquilizer is surely to grumble」3.29

「Morning stove no longer imperative, as mosquitoes invade with that irritable sonance. Bears’ hibernation is wondrous than invasion, peaceful bugs ain’t no thugs, damnation 」3.28

「Romantic warfare nourishes the brain. Russian warfare inflicts nothing but pain. “If God wishes to separate America from England”, wrote Thomas Paine, “Let it be. Set them free, stop Negroes slave trade & brutality!”. Common sense」3.27

「Morning toothache on upper right, an impediment to mental labour powerless to bight. Transient 」3.26 

「Princess Grace, the most sweet and felicitous actress of human race, was sparkling like a champagne of harmonious grace. Graceless czar, the ferocious bald human scum, is butchering like vodka-head Narcissus falling from grace」3.25

「Flash in the pan, is often the case with Japan. Crippled Fukushima Crooked Xenophobia, lambs jumping out of the frying pan」3.24

「Old iPod playing The Beatles, All My Loving recalling fermented adolescence. Twist & Shout, the Liverpool hobbledehoys jumped for joy, as I ate fermented soybeans. Back to the USSR was next」3.23

「Europe’s 40% gas dependency on the Oppressor, allowing the latter to earn 1 billion daily U.S dollar. Irrational deviation from fossil fuels has turned the West into a double-dealing whore, so stop the poppycock and resume burning coal once more. Dig oil within your own Lady Garden, that’s one thing for sure!」3.22

「Gaijin travelers still banned from entry, chicken-livered Tokyo’s incapacity is a risk aversion calamity. As Ueno Park’s ducks and cherry blossoms prepare for carouse, pestilence giggles nobody at the Hanami」 3.21

「Little birds making morning tweets on electric wire, drowsy in Futon baffled to find many had a partner. Wifeless Bellend in search of Belle, chirpy penis useless as hell, life vacillates between slump and William Tell」 3.20

「Good God is indiscernible, having forgotten Creating earth long time ago. Bad God is also unseeable. Earthlings it is that are malevolent, unintelligent and braindead. Skyrocketing is war-dead. That hairless three-legged thing, so phallic」3.19

「Dropped the house key on the way to station, trickery by devil devastation. One last hope was lost & found, good angel discernible exultation. This was Nippon」3.18

「Earthshaker disrupting dreamy sleep, house shaking giving me the creeps. Dead of night Tsunami alert in Ishinomaki, prompting 2011 devoid of mercy」 3.17

「Morning shave, hot water and soap. Just for men, as for wars. Chaps on both sides’ negotiating table, beer bellied unremarkable」 3.16

「Tokyo is delinquent in defense. Berlin was too. The latter’s finally become a man, while the former’s still cherry boy Japan. Sakura utopia in Taiwan」3.15



Samurai Yujiro Taniyama, Japan Broadcasting net Corporation, JB


「Butterbur sprout 蕗のとう tempoora mouthwatering like no other, though modern Nipponese ignoramus ineligible to distinguish it from cucumber. Asininity of digital age」3.14

「Plum blossoms lustrous in the garden, worrisome is heart failure of decaying Biden. Puppet woman’s a fatal liability, as Johnson was in Vietnam」3.13

「Third copulation with Mrs. Moderna piercing through the skin, gave birth to Fever and Muscle Sore the twin daughters of uninspiring medicine. Cause and effect, war and defect!」3.12

「Best and the foremost ramen on the planet, Ramen Jiro. Founder Tacoomi, an ingenuous legend based alongside Keio University, disheartened with rising prices of wheat and gas. Garlic ‘mashy mashy’ ましまし, incomparable with polonium borsch」3.11

「Snoring salaryman on morning train, Overworked bachelor stressed in vain. Dog tired, he seriously needs a break in Spain」3.10

「Crude Muscovy in act of oily cruelty, record high crude oil’ll urge men to abandon oil dependent economy. Edo civilization 江戸時代 did flourish without it」3.9

「Akihabara Monday, masked cosplay コスプレteenyboppers leering and recruiting nerds to Maid Cafes. Clouds not missiles flying in the firmament, elastic is the Town Electric selling gadget tanks indifferent to predicament」3.8

「One night stay in Akasaka, vacant rooms and Gaijin-less corridors like no other. Vanquished hotels, bankrupt capsules, Mrs. Tourism won’t last much longer」3.7

「Haroo-ichiban「春一番」, the First Lusty Spring Wind, romped yesterday blowing off the washed cotton mask napping under the sun. Scarlett wasn’t gone with the wind, defying the business of the barbarians. Answer ain’t blowing in the wind」3.6

「Petit tumor-like pimple on left cheek, vexatious resident for twenty weeks, miraculously peeled off out of a clear sky. Malignant lump of Europe, with conscience skin deep, has gotten under our skin」3.5

「Purchased a Thesaurus blue and yellow, consequently the colors representing the flogged, by Moscow. Latin for “treasure house”, as I meditate in Tokyo, all the synonyms appear to be walloped people」3.4

「Girl’s Day today, ‘Hinamatsoori’ they say. 77 warless years, our men are now girlies in every way. Moronic, outmoded chastity belt so ironic」 3.3

「Dilapidated red circle flag on National soccer uniform, disappeared inside an automatic washing machine. Dismantled was the emblem, indefensible facing an inexorable intruder of spin and tsunami. Fleeing are the blue-eyed refugees」 3.2

「Giant in a loo, began discharging beside me Ballyhoo. Baffled, side glanced but indiscernible was the mammoth’s holy symbol. Deceptively diminutive it had to be, his hands unwashed ridiculously. Discrepancy」3.1

「Middle aged man, urinating in mobile bog beside his mini-van. Quite incidental, I looked askance, though startled at the meticulous gentleman. Cleanest islet, on the cataclysmic planet」 2.28

「Decorous Russians, repentant in Shinjoocoo. Boisterous Ukrainians, remonstrating in Shibooya-ku. Sword of Damocles looms in Japan, where every soul is a castrated man. Godspeed Kiev, oh where’s bloody Gorbachev? Psychotic eunuch, still devoid of sword so phallic」 2.27

「NATTO with steamed rice, scrumptious even for some ferocious lice. NATO though feeble against the licentious mice, I sip miso soup rendering the death of peace」2.26

「Icy Mt.Fuji in sunrise, I see birds chirping in disguise. Outcry it was by the innocent, disparaged and mortified. Bald Stalin, an ogre from the icy Cold War era, subverting his fellow elder brother, now to be doomed in purgatory; castrated for every morning glory」2.25

「Two mini tomatoes and three slices of spring lettuce, miraculously empties the bowels. But one rotten Leningrad tomato and 190 thousand scums of oppression are stony feces. Slav’s slavish constipation」2.24

「Tasteless morning coffee, in reminiscence of the Ukrainians living in Roppongi. Stolen is their sovereignty, by a bald Yakuza thug with a mark of Cain. Unworthy land of Novichok, inane」2.23

「 Frostbite in my hands, window shopping at Tokyu Hands. Gacha-Gacha machines on 2A floor, my body melts in the heat of the store. Poca Poca」2.22

「Shibooya crossing white breath chill, indiscernible hairy Gaijin thrill. Tsunami of uniform black ponytails, and disposable white masks, even dog Hachi」2.21

「Artificial Olympics, with artificial snow and superficial fairness ends, psychiatrically hopeless. Drafted locals cheering, beautifully spreading the pestilence. Still, the Peking duck breakfast buffet remains scrumptious」2.20

「Saturday morning Yamanote train, Masked are the Nipponese of unobtrusive impassivity. Rather tight ALL STAR, instigating hallucinating pain, yet Tokyo Tower appeases me, it surely ain’t gonna rain」2.19

「Newly bought denim made in Cambodia, stretches like Mochi as I sip my morning Ocha. Chatty shopkeeper was a chubby fay you know what, the delirious devil’s already in Angkor Wat」2.18

「Plum trees blossoming and leering at the snowy Mt.Fuji. The footsteps of spring, discernible beneath the firmament so lusty」2.17

「NANA don't cry, The Creator is a prankster beneath the sky. Speed-skating vacillates between Gold and Despair」2.16

「The business of the barbarians, to shellack the Ukrainians. Humans are animalian, purring are the demons」2.15