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"Now stop that tomfoolery and jump back to school dormitory bed, girls and bellends!", roars Principal Samurai.
Laughable and delectable is this Planet of Pathos.

Since the 1868 'Uprising', the Gaijin foreigners have often mocked; "The Japanese are unopinionated and psychologically incapable of expressing themselves". Sadly, that is fabulously true.

We proudly present you the most idle yet candid street preacher - Samurai Aphrodisiac Yujiro Taniyama, fully armed with morally unhygienic G-string diapers.

"I do hope you won't consider it presumptuous", begins the G-string, continuing, "but the sycophantic reticence of the homogenous lambs of Giappone is morbid, misleading and an incontrovertible liability that may jeopardize free thinking and childish democracy. I rather go the opposite; fart, wheeze and speak out!"

Ohio Gozaim-ass.

Bow.

Eccentricity is often a duty, in the world’s fastest aging society. Tomatoes all look exactly the same, as disfigured are trashed into callous reformatory. Be sinful! Be single! Heel that conceited sushi my evil genius whispers thee! 『Infernal Samurai Yujiro Taniyama』

Raising the flag beneath the cloudscape, national holiday to felicitate Hirohito’s Birthday. Why the vanquished’s wartime demigod remained as Emperor, remains a majestic mystery till this very day. 『THE MORNING GOOLIES』

Twitter constipation, bowels to be emptied by Musk intervention. If democracy conforms to nobody, debarment’s transparency is necessity. Dionysian nudes! Sayonara prudes! & Self-conscious hockey mums! 『GIAPPONE YUJIRO』

Emphatic and phallic, public and pubic, express your thoughts downright. Veracity slams insincerity. Uncover intuitive willy! Open up that intelligent fanny! 『The Morning Goolies』

Water Festival in Siam, Easter Festival in Buckingham. Celestial spring rollicking oh sing, unmask Phallos Festival let lingam swing.　　『The Morning Goolies』

Musk buying Twitter, fantabulous that’s for sure. Censorship by goody-goody phonies, do more harm than good. They all have agendas「Block Copernicus! Unorthodox dogs! Muzzle Space X!」O’ how knightly was Malcolm X!　　『The Morning Goolies』

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Geisha are entertainers, not featherbrain hookers. Unteachable warmongers, by far poisonous than rishi streetwalkers. I am a Geisha. Whoremongering Geisha.　　『The Morning Goolies』

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