Laughing Samurai

"Now stop that tomfoolery and jump back to school dormitory bed, girls and bellends!", roars Principal Samurai.
Laughable and delectable is this Planet of Pathos.

Since the 1868 'Uprising', the Gaijin foreigners have often mocked; "The Japanese are unopinionated and psychologically incapable of expressing themselves". Sadly, that is fabulously true.

We proudly present you the most idle yet candid street preacher - Samurai Aphrodisiac Yujiro Taniyama, fully armed with morally unhygienic G-string diapers.

"I do hope you won't consider it presumptuous", begins the G-string, continuing, "but the sycophantic reticence of the homogenous lambs of Giappone is morbid, misleading and an incontrovertible liability that may jeopardize free thinking and childish democracy. I rather go the opposite; fart, wheeze and speak out!"

Ohio Gozaim-ass.

Bow.

‘Resurrection’ reiterated so many times, solemn preaches ununderstandable unchristian whine. ‘Compassion’ also stated once or twice, now that’s conceivable simple and nice.

Typhoon Elizabeth smashing Tokyo tonight, when Westminster Abbey grieves Mary Alexander’s departure flight. Kaminari-lightening, deity Canterbury beaming, rain ‘o rain! Bucket of tears thundering Mother Thames!

Birth of felicity, voluptuous tragedy. Strictly unrehearsed, we’re oscillating cacophony.

Real lover met part time lover. Campari canpai befriended super. One linga two pudenda, one canal two members, cosmic-intuition delectable matter. Orange bitter.

Diabolical heaven. Operating from seven to eleven. Goodness is badness badness is goodness. Righteousness is wrongness wrongness is righteousness. Diabolical heaven.

888 yen receipt at a fruits-veggie store, laughing tomatoes bananas garlic and watermelon, rabbit’s foot corps. Fresh and juicy propitious almighty, golly here comes the morning glory!

Live immediately, die beautifully. Push your mind than corporeal butterfly.

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