目眩まし、欧米崇拝とTOKYO

今、発売中の新潮に東大教授の藤原正彦氏が書いているコラムが、素晴らしい。

偶然立ち寄った六本木のコンビニエンスストア「立ち読みコーナー」で、思わず胸が熱くなった! しかも、うるさい日本人が今考えていることと、あまりにもシンクロナイズしているのでささっとご紹介したい。
まず、氏の今回の題名はこうだ。
カタカナ英語を頻用する人は、『優れているように見せたい人』と思っていいだろう。




まったく同感である。


さらに藤原氏は、こう続ける。

「小池知事が所信表明の乏しい内容を糊塗するため、目眩しとして英語を入れたのならいじましい。人々の英語に関する無知や欧米崇拝につけ込んで自分の印象を高めようと画策したのなら、いやらしい」

 

Absolutely.

と、英語をあえて挿入したうるさい日本人だが、ぼくの場合は目眩しとして入れている訳ではまったくない。これは「その通り」、と相槌を打つ言葉だが、オーストラリアおよびバンコックのインターナショナルスクールでスポイルされた筆者にとって、英語とはどこかの英語圏出身でもないエゴ丸出しおばさんとは異なり、目眩しでもなければ、自分の印象を高めるものでも到底ない。

 

血であり、肉なのだ。

先日も、自由が丘の駅そばで犬のウンコちゃんを踏んで咄嗟に出てきた言葉は、やはり FUCK であった。





小池知事が、エゴ丸出しのEGO YURI である理由

さて。
明日キックオフする東京都議選にむけ、うるさい日本人が愉快なな仲間たちと急きょ作った歌ぞ、知る人ぞ知る天才的名曲 EGO YURI おばさん だ。
聴いてウンウン頷きながら涙してしまった読書も、多いと思う。

それはさておき、藤原教授はさらに真理に突進していく。

そして小池氏が、次の言葉を所信表明で使っていることを揶揄する。

サステイナブル、セーフシティ、レガシー、コンプライアンス、ダイバーシティ。。。

Fuck…. (藤原氏の言葉ではありません)
そう、その通り。

豊洲問題と同様、小池氏は内容がまったくと言っていい程無いため、下手なカタカナを連呼する訳だ。言葉が低俗で恐縮だが、明らかにペテン師の部類に入るだろう。
しかもこのエゴゆりおばさんは、あれだけ焦らして、都民の血税を10ヶ月で100億円も無駄遣いしておきながらご存知の通り豊洲移転をようやく表明。

 

築地も、とりあえずキープするという、単なる二股。

そしてあの所信表明会見でも、同氏は「ワイズスペンディングできるよう」、とまたまた下手なカタカナ英語を使ったことは記憶に新しい。

うるさい日本人は、すぐにその意味は把握できたが、刺抜き地蔵の有権者のおばあちゃんらに、女子大生らにとっては到底ちんぷんかんぷんの言葉であることは、想像に難くない。

 

「わ。。。わいず?!? ガニ?!」

おいおい、それはズワイガニだろうOMG. (Oh My God)

 

余談はさておき、だ。

つまるところ、小池百合子という人物は、藤原教授が指摘している通り「自分が優れているように見せたい人」なのだ。

ルー大柴ならまだしも、同氏は日本No2 ポストの東京都知事である。それがペテンまがいの事を行なっていて果たしていいのだろうか?!

釈迦に説法、いや表現がちょっと違う。自画自賛するようで嫌味ったらしく恐縮だが、総理大臣ないしは東京都知事に求める英語レヴェルは、うるさい日本人が少し前にアメリカ合衆国 ワシントン州で行なった演説 の更に上に行くものである。

 

我が国が国際社会において、存在感のある一流国家として輝くためには、logical thinking; 即ちロジックに基づいた説得力のある英語を首相および都知事が駆使せねばならない。

 

ちなみにこのスピーチを撮影してくれたのは、ぼくが愛する同志の三宅まこと狛江市議会議員(トップ当選)だが、うるさい日本人がこよなく尊敬する同氏の父親で、安倍政権(二次)の産みの親でもあった三宅久之氏こそ、「日本を強い国家にすべく国際性を磨け日本人よ」、と口すっぱくして国民を啓蒙した一級の評論家・人物であった。
そう、テレビタックルで、たけしとやり合っていたあのスキンヘッドのおじさんである。(思わず納得する読書も多いだろう。ちなみに、当時久之のマネージャーを務めていたのがミユキングこと三宅なこと氏の美人御婦人である)

 

本題に戻る。

こうした事柄を鑑みると、小池知事の英語力は三宅氏の指摘した国際性とは、ほど遠い所にあることが一目瞭然だ。惜しくも筆者は、前に挑んだ東京都知事選挙において街頭演説に必ず英語で訪日外国人観光客にインタビューした。

我が国が、真の国際性豊かな国家へと脱皮することを願ってのことである。ヘイトスピーチなどという、国家の恥とは真逆の internationalism (これは簡単だからわかるよね!) 、そう、国際性を日本人が持たねば、我が国は世界の孤児になってしまうと考えているからに他ならない。

また、藤原東大教授は新潮のコラムの中で大学を出て二年目の女子が「英語喋る人ってなんかすご〜いって感じがするんです」、と同氏に語ったことを吐露している。

 

全国津々浦々の女子大生諸君、そして二十代の女子キャリアウーマン諸君、騙されてはいけないぜ。エゴゆりおばさんの英語なんてのは、教授がおっしゃる通り「カタカナ英語を頻用する人は、『優れているように見せたい人』」以外の何ものでもない。
仮に嘘だと思うなら、例のエゴゆりおばさんの51秒目をご覧頂きたい。このおばさんは、これまで自分を刺抜き地蔵のおばちゃんらに優れているように見せてきた “DIVERSITY” という単語を、ダイバー。。。シティ、と区切って発音している。

それは、純粋に間違っている。

しかもこれでは、お台場の「お台場シティ」ないしは「飛び込みシティ」にしか聞こえない。Diversityとは、本来は多様性を意味するのだが、エゴゆりおばさんの手にかかると意味不明の言葉に変質してしまうのだ。

小学生以下の英語力なのだ、現知事は。
よって最後の最後に、うるさい日本人は藤原正彦教授にノン!「(フランス語)と声高らかに申し上げたい。

同氏は、コラムの中でこう指摘されている。

『小池知事も英語の達人ということになっているが、彼女のインタビューを聞いた限りでは発音はいいものの、単語の選択の拙さから達人とはとても思えなかった』

 

教授、彼女の発音も最低なんですぜ。

その証拠こそ、7/2にはiTunesチャート で一位に輝くことが決まっている “EGO YURI おばさん” の先述した51秒目。

よって東京都民の諸君。

11か月前、うるさい日本人谷山雄二朗ではなく、エゴゆりおばさんに一票を投じたことはこの際、許してあげよう。

ただ今回、間違えても自分ファーストの会に入れるようなことがあるならば、もう許すまい。男性都民は、宦官の刑じゃ。

過半数絶対阻止。
確かに自民党は石破氏のような、鬼形相の人がいたり河野洋平氏の子分が威張ってもいる…. 完璧ではない党だ。ただ、現段階では自民しかないだろう。

少なくとも、自分ファーストの会が過半数取得するのは阻止すべきだ。

Why?!

それはエゴゆりおばさんの取り巻きらは、「何をしたいのかまったく不明」の方々だからだ。それは小池百合子氏が、これまでの11ヶ月もの間東京のために何もしてこなかった事と無縁ではあるまい。
日本を強い国にするために、今すぐ君のiPhoneのiTunesアプリで”EGO YURI” で検索しよう。

ロシア民謡みヒットするが、無視してエゴゆりおばさんをゲットしよう!

PC ならばこちら!
アマゾンは、こちらをクリック!

さらに、小池百合子さんの欺瞞を海外にアッピールすべく、iTunes English では、”TRUMP OF TOKYO” として売り出しております。

ということで、ラストは相変わらずテメーの宣伝で終わっちまったが、やっぱり世界一の “Me First!” (自分をファースト)は、他ならぬうるさい日本人谷山雄二朗だったのです!

 

7月2日。都民のみなさん、貴重な一票を大事に使おう。

 

Thank you.

Good Rising!

雄乃字

 

 

P.s. ちなみに週刊新潮で一番重要な記事は、ぼくの精神的支柱である櫻井よしこ先生の「日本ルネッサンス」。三度の飯を抜いてでも、let’s read it.

Korea’s Mun Jae in is a Big Fat Liar – 韓国の文大統領は真っ赤な嘘つき

This newly elect is a dangerous man.

First of all, he seems quite comfortable making blatant lies.

Ultra leftist South Korean president Mun Jae in made a baseless, repugnant statement on  Washington Post Lally Weymouth interview 2 days ago. 

Just as a reminder, I’d like to underscore the fact that Mun (not Mum) is such an ultra left extremist that he’s now proposing CO-HOSTING THE 2018 WINTER OLYMPICS WITH NORTH KOREA. 

This is a ridiculous claim, given the fact Pyongyang is a notorious, barbaric state run by a human scum Kim Jong un. An innocent 22 year old American Otto Warmbier was de facto murdered by the fat turd regime for “subversion”; as you may already heard of recently. 



Demagoguery Mun Jae in

Now. 

When interviewed by Ms Weymouth  two days ago on his plan to “reexamine the 2015 comfort women agreement” that was signed by Mun’s predecessor Pak Geun bye and Japan’s PM Abe, this is what he said. 

A: The comfort-women agreement that we made with Japan during the last administration is not accepted by the people of Korea, particularly by the victims. They are against this agreement. The core to resolving the issue is for Japan to take legal responsibility for its actions and to make an official [government] apology. But we should not block the advancement of Korea-Japan bilateral relations just because of this one issue.

Boy, what an unthinking man he is, enjoying the so called “victimhood” on a controversy based on unsubstantiated claims by the former Comfort Women.

But we won’t go into debating the issue itself on this blog. On the other hand, it is my sincere duty to notify and prove to each and every one of you how discredited this pro Pyongyang man is. 

To my understanding, this is in a way a crime perpetrated with words.
Mun argues that “the agreement is not accepted by the Koreans, PARTICULARY BY THE FMR COMFORT WOMEN”;  which is an untrue, baseless claim. 

Why?!

Because out of the 46 fmr Comfort Women, 34 have accepted and received $97,000 each. Furthermore, Korea’s Yonhap news agency reported on Dec.23,2016 article that 35 families of the bereaved fmr Comfort Women also had been paid $20,000 each. 

This is a huge sum especially when considering the fact that 61 former Korean Comfort Women had already received $50,000 each through the Asian Women’s Fund that was established in 1995. 

Taking these irrefutable facts into account, we, the people of the civilized modern world must not dare hesitate to defy Mun’s absurd lie that “especially the fmr Comfort Women do not accept the 2015 agreement”; when majority of them have accepted the money. 

Therefore, we should not take Mun’s statement at face value, nor be duped by this pro Pyongyang demagoguery. 

“TOY”
Lastly, let me also refute his claim that Abe ought to “apologize”. 
Beg your pardon?

The Japanese PM’s have repeatedly “apologized” since PM Miyazawa Kiichi in 1992. To my understanding, it’s been apparently overdone. 

I lastly would like to underscore the fact that Korean politicians and their hyper hysterical media use this contentious issue to meet their political ends. 

For them, and their hypocritical “human rights activists” – those unfortunate elderly ladies are nothing but a toy to gain subsidies and votes, or a political tool to say the least. 

Good Rising!

Yujiro Taniyama
– Japan Broadcasting Editor in chief 

Dog Eating Alliance – China, Nuclear Korea and Grass eater Japan 「犬食同盟」

 

 

Soviet’s death

When the Berlin Wall was torn down in November 1989, U.S.S.R de facto died.

‘Ronald’ prevailed, ‘Nancy’ cheered, ‘Mikhail’ vanquished and ‘Donald’ was merely a flamboyant real-estate celebrity.

Just 3 months prior to this “end of East-Germany”, thousands of Chinese students and innocent protesters were massacred in Tiananmen.

The date was June 4th.

Communist autocrat Deng Xiao ping’s tanks ruthlessly ran over his ‘worthless traitors’ demanding democracy.

 

After the collapse of the Soviet Union, the U.S realized that it had lost its longstanding menace since September 1945. Washington was simultaneously deprived of its crucial objective during the cold war – to “crush the Russians”.

That left the U.S to give priority and focus on the domestic issues, such as racism, gun violence, teenage pregnancy and “creating jobs” for the Americans.

The end of the cold war meant the beginning of American isolationism.

Therefore, it is natural to think that Donald Trump’s protectionism and “America First” policy in fact has its basic roots back then, nearly three decades ago. And that may be why the incumbent 45th Mr President is keen on maintaining amicable relationship with Kremlin.

Or am I digging in too far?! Too hypothetical?

Anyways, one thing for certain and unshakable is that the fall of the Soviet Union automatically left the U.S as the sole superpower.

 

 

 

Dog steak in Beijing

But now in 2017, a brand new ‘superpower’ is on the rise.

Eating dogs is ubiquitous in this authoritarian state, where Google, YouTube and Facebook are banned. And what’s worse, this rising power is eating up all the “islands” in South China sea, reclaiming it, then renovating them to artificial military bases.

Some call them ‘man-made islands’.

7 of them purportedly have been built so far.

 

 

 

Does VP Mike Pence eat dog steak with some mash potato and ketchup? I doubt it. For the Americans, dogs are not edible, but “walkable”….. I mean, Californians love walking dogs along the beaches of Santa Monica.

That goes the same from Tokyo, Milano to San Francisco, worldwide.

So, what do we make out of it?!

 

 

Dog Meat Festival

According to Clair Huot, the Associate Professor at the University of Calgary, “dog meat was three times cheaper than a pig by the Eastern Han dynasty”.

Dog eating and killing is widely practiced even today, and the Chinese often eat them as a hotpot. Dog head, dog brain, dog tongue, puppies are a lavish meal.

“Dog Meat Festival” began in the province of Jiangsu in 2007.

Ms Huot has also pointed out that on January 10, 2016, Nanjing local news reported a gruesome scene of a 60 year old man skinning the dog alive on Dachang street.

I may be a vulgar, abrasive man, but still regard myself as a catalyst for peace. Furthermore, I do not club dogs to death like the Chinese butchers do today. That’s blatantly barbaric.

And I sincerely would like to notify you great readers that if we don’t remain vigilant, the corrupt, sneaky Beijing officials will start treating you and I like a Saint Bernard or a local street dog sent to the the famous Dog Meat Festival.

 

 

International law is “rubbish”

Last year in 2016, the Permanent Court of Arbitration in Hague ruled that the so called the “9 dash line” claimed by China is baseless and illicit under the international law. While Vietnam, the Philippines, Malaysia, Indonesia and Taiwan claim sovereignty over the scattered islands in South China Sea where $5 trillion worth world trade passes through, Beijing somehow defiantly argues “90% of the sea ‘historically’ belongs to China” – whatever that means.

 

Whats’ s even more ludicrous, Beijing downplayed last year’s historic, decisive ruling by The Hague calling it a “rubbish”.

Boy, what an inhumane response, just like butchering dogs.

And of course, I emphatically refute Beijing’s inexplicable, unsubstantiated claims that hilariously undermines the international law.

 

For the PRC, all its surrounding waters and territories as well as its Asian neighbors are de facto ‘dogs’ – edible to say the least. Credit Suisse think tank report ranks Beijing as the world’s 3rd largest military, just behind U.S and Russia with annual budget of $215 billion (2016).

That’s far larger than that of all the Asian nations combined.

 

 

 

Nuked Pyongyang

Then comes the famous fat turd, Mr Kim Jong un.

The hugely overweight totalitarian ruler has already made irretrievable damages in its foreign relations by conducting ICBM tests almost “weekly”, while his people are eating shoes.

 

From east to west, the world today faces tumultuous catastrophes and political turmoil more than ever before, and that especially in east Asia.

Nuked Pyongyang has already become a irrefutable reality, while the troublesome former Seoul president is behind bars. I am a big fan of the classic novel “Moon and the Six pence” by Maugham, but the new ‘MOON’ in the Blue house (Seoul presidential HQ) seems to be nothing but a pro-North Korean populist and a successor of the late disgraced ultra -left president Roh Moohyung.

I do anticipate that the Tokyo-Seoul relationship will be crucially undermined under this Moon presidency that’s just took off.

 

 

Dog Eating Alliance

We the Japanese eat Whale meat, both raw and cooked. I must admit that it’s awfully smelly, but at the same time its finger lickin’ good, so give it a try when you visit Tokyo on your next trip.

Just a 90 minute train ride from the Tokyo station will carry you to this coastal town of Tateyama in Chiba (not China) prefecture. Yes, please hop off at the Tateyama station. Why? Because you can enjoy the yummy cuisine unavailable in London, Hong kong or San Paulo. Yes, the famous whale meat lunch box is available for just 900 yen, so give it a shot of your lifetime!

 

But we don’t eat dogs.

Koreans are no different from the Chinese when it comes to Saint Bernards. Though it may be not on a menu, go ask for a ‘dog’ at a Korean restaurant and they should offer you a ‘plan B’.

 

 

Ostensibly, Dog eating Beijing has implemented “tough sanctions” on Pyongyang by suspending the purchase of North Korean coal until the end of 2017. But still, the recent media reports suggest that China – North Korea trade grew by 37.4 % in the first quarter of this year compared to that of 2016.

This means that the “Dog Eating Alliance” (D.E.A) is still solid and robust behind the curtain.

We’ve all got to bear in mind that both countries have infatuation with dogs. And that not as pets, but as their evening buffet.

That, they have in common.

It pretty much stands out, since probably no other country does the same in a modern world these days. And my argument is that this DOG EATING ALLIANCE is unshakable, and unbreakable, just like dogs mate daily across the globe.

That being said, I’d like to conclude this article by contemplating Tokyo’s role in facing this hugely disruptive alliance.

 

 

 

Shameful Grass eaters

Let me make it crystal clear. Don’t count on us.

Why?

The answer is quite simple.

The Japanese don’t eat dogs. But instead, we are “Grass eaters”. I don’t mean cannabis, but just a plain grass in the countryside.

To make a long story short, the Japanese today has got no balls like Mr Trump. You may point out that his predecessor also had no balls, unable to intervene militarily in Syria or halt PRC’s military invasion in the South China sea.

But still, its just incomparable to the complacency and irresponsibility of the “diligent” Japanese regarding not only the national security, but peace and stability in the region.

Humans are apt to become belligerent by eating MEAT.

Your muscle becomes larger, with nutritious oily protein while the sexual desires soar also by consuming beef and pork, without a doubt DOGS for some people.

Though not public displayed, Koreans and the Chinese for a long time believed (and still do) that DOG STEW empowers you with resilience and stamina. Ancient Chinese also believed dog eating ward off evil spirit.

 

On the other hand, the Japanese were banned from eating “4 legged animals” until the Meiji Restoration that began in 1868. Therefore, the world famous “Sukiyaki” wasn’t even on our menu till Commodore Perry knocked Japan Shogunate’s door in 1853.

Instead, we eat fish.

You know that, and so do I.

 

However, what’s critical is that the modern Japanese are “Grass eaters” – not dogs, not fish, but GRASS.

Lambs eat grass.

While they eat all day, they don’t speak a word. They are horrendously quiet, polite and ‘enslaved’ by their master. All they care about is fulfilling its voracious appetite in a small world they live in.

That’s right. Flock of sheep – that’s what we are today, ladies and gentlemen.

 

If the American isolationism is said to have begun in the early 1990’s after the fall of the Soviet Union, well the Japanese isolationism is an ongoing issue. You may obviously point out “What the heck! The McDonalds in Shibuya and Shinjuku is packed with millennials and schoolgirls eating cheeseburger with coke” ;

Well, that is factually correct.

Our diet deeply relies on meat today, as well as fish. Bread than rice. Obesity has become a huge issue just like any other G7 nations.

That’s right. My “Grass eaters” narrative is all about our mentality, psychological-wise. Playing Playstation and Nintendo on Friday nights instead of asking a girl out for a pint of beer is nothing new these days, in Tokyo. The recent surveys discloses some deplorable reality that a common “DREAM” for elementary school kids and the millennials is to ‘become a bureaucrat at a local town office’ –

Sad.

Only 23.5% of the Japanese possesses passport today.

While over 300,000 Chinese students study in the U.S today, you rarely see a Japanese honor student at Harvard.

Pity.

Insular thinking roots deep in our society, undermining its resilience as a nation.

 

What’s worse, having eaten too much grass, the Japanese are now ‘brain dead’. Instead of revising our ‘Pussy-Cat constitution’ and building a truly sovereign state that has the capability to defend on its own, we are overly subservient in our relationship with Washington and count too heavily on Mr Trump’s military muscles.

Tokyo is a concubine of Washington.

And I don’t blame the Americans. They take measures based on their own national interest, and thats how politics work. The assertion Trump made during his presidential campaign last year in March, that “Japan should start thinking how to defend itself against North Korean threat. Pay more, or U.S forces will withdraw” perfectly makes sense.

It’s an irrefutable truth.

 

In order to sustain peace, stability in the region as well as the international law, Tokyo has a role to play – which is to beef up its military strength and at the same time revise article 9.2 of our constitution which stipulates “Land, Sea and Air forces will never be maintained. The right of the belligerency of the state will not be acknowledged” ; made by the U.S occupying forces in 1946 in just 7 days.

 

Not a dog meat, but a powerful North Korean nuclear missiles are hanging precariously in Mr Kim’s house, targeted at Tokyo and Kyoto. This may sound hilarious, but for the Japan-U.S alliance to prevail over the Dog Eating Alliance, we’ve got to get up on our own feet instead of being breast fed by mother Trump.

With over $20 trillion government debt, the “MILK” bottle is already empty. The ruling Liberal Democratic Party is pathetically sluggish in its reforms, from the constitution, de-regulation to childcare.

 

While Trump is highly likely to exit from the Paris climate deal, American protectionism and isolationism will inevitably accelerate. And it is truly a shame that I am a resident of a frail country that must be “protected” by this untrustworthy, unthinking property tycoon.

We’ve got no balls anymore.

Only Ichiro has.

 

Thank you.

 

Good Rising!

 

 

 

Yujiro Taniyama – Japan Broadcasting Editor in Chief

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

“Super Wasabi Sushi” for the New French President Macron!

Dear Mr Emanuel Macron Ph.D

Good morning sir.

And congratulations for your decisive victory this morning. I think you have done it once again, crushing the mother of all bombs (MOAB)…….., no, I mean the mother of 3, Mrs Marine Le Pen.

Sir, I knew you were going to win.

Well, to be honest that’s a big fat lie. I’d never imagined you would actually prevail, under the recent circumstances of ruthless terrorism and immigrant crisis across Europe. Of course I remember back in November 2015, 130 innocent people in Paris fell victim to those despicable Muslim extremists.

I was shocked and terrified, totally speechless in utter grief.

Outrageous acts of violence continued across the European continent even after that as you are well aware of.  Nice (pronounced Nee-ce), Belgium, Germany suicide bombers  subsequently led to my conclusion, or prediction – “The mighty French people must be feeling precarious like a pussy cat living under dictator Stalin. They must be thirsty for safety and freedom! So anti-immigrants fighter Le Pen shall prevail!”

 

““Super Wasabi Sushi” for the New French President Macron!” の続きを読む

‘赤旗少女’と、9条を考える憲法 「記念日」!

今日は、憲法記念日だそうだ。

二日前、渋谷のR246と明治通りの交差点で、赤信号にぶつかった。小雨が降る中、うるさい日本人が愛車 ‘FATTY’ (タイヤが極度に肥満化した米国アラスカ発の太った自転車。雪専用)から一旦降りると、「九条改悪はんたーい!共謀罪はんたーい!」との横断幕をはためかせながら明治通りを行進していく大勢の人々がいる。

「スンマソン、この覇気のない方々は…..!?」

小ラダーに乗って写真をパシャパシャ撮っている女性がいたので、聞いてみる。望遠レンズは、210mmか。

「メーデーのDEMO行進です。ABE政権の間違っているところを正していくよう要求しています!」

「なるほど。メーデーといえば、あそこのノボリにも書いてあるけど’労働者の環境改善’ですね。非正規雇用の賃金UP、意味不明の’正社員崇拝’ の打破など、やるべきことは多々あるね」

「ありがとうございます!わたしたちも、そう信じてるんです」

わたし’たち’、というと、このカメラマンは第三者ではなく、同じグループに所属しているということか。青信号に切り替わるものの、無視して聞いてみる。

「あ、私ですか?赤旗のカメラマンです」

なるほど。どうりでホッペが真っ赤っ赤なわけだ。本稿では、とりあえず ‘マッカーサー’ とのコードネームで呼ぶことにする。

「長靴売れた大臣やら、津波は東北でよかった大臣やら、森友学園やら確かに安倍政権は相当タルンでいる。緊張感はゼロに近い。ただ、キミらの掲げる ‘九条改悪はんたーい’には、反対だな」

そう言うと、赤い靴を履いた女の子の如くあどけない顔をしたマッカーサーの表情が曇った。「ABE政権は憲法改正しようとしています。そうした間違った方向に行く勢力と、わたしたちは断固戦います」

「ちょっと待って。残念ながらぼくは自民党員でないけど、間違った方向に向かっているのは、むしろあのおデブさん率いる北朝鮮や、南シナ海で人工島を7つ埋め立て軍事基地化してしまった中国や、北方領土の択捉や国後にミサイルを配置したロシアだと思うんだけど」

と、うるさい日本人が反論すると

「ああ、まあそれは確かにその通りといえばそのとおりです」

と意外と物分かりのいいマッカーサー将軍。さらに、金正恩がミサイルを発射したら、10分以内には宮益坂に着弾するという危機、その’現実’に触れると、彼女はますます押し黙ってしまった。

「ただ」

「ただ?!」

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Tokyo predicts Marine Le Pen will become the next French president

The next President of France will be Jean-Marie Le Pen’s daughter, albeit good or bad.

Marie and Marine.

Confusing as their names are, so is the phenomenal shift in the western politics these days. Brexit, Trump and ‘Marie’.

From a Japanese perspective, it is simply unimaginable how father’s name is ‘Marie’ and the daughter ‘Marine’.

I mean, it even sounds like a pure French joke.

No guy in Tokyo is called ‘Yoko’. John Lennon’s wife?! Absolutely. But it’s no boy’s name. It’s like calling Sean Lennon ‘John-Yoko’ Lennon.

Although I may be a nobody in the ‘Far East ‘ (seen from Paris, that is) living in obscurity, this French naming sense is already inexplicable to say the least. And the upcoming election on April 23rd to decide the next ruler of the ‘land of the croissant’ is not only unpredictable like Trump, but inexplicable by nature.

Le Pen daughter is not ‘Far right’

Recent homicides in Europe by Muslim extremists make Le Pen (for get the other ‘Marie’ – he’s just a detail in French politics) appear as a savior rather than a ‘dangerous far right extremist’ as often labeled by the western corporate medias like the AP.

I emphatically claim so due to the fact the so called ‘Far left’ candidate, Melenchon’s manifesto is no different from that of Le Pen – which is to pull France out of the EU.

Furthermore, this newcomer is also lobbying to quit the ‘obsolete’ NATO.

Despite the fact, the former is labeled as the far right and the latter far left.

Why?!

A ‘tougher stance on immigrants’?!

Well Le Pen is surely claiming to deport illegal immigrants mainly from the former French colonies in the North African -sub Sahara region, but taking into account the perpetual suicide bombing by Paris government’s formidable adversary – which is of course the IS and its devout followers, I believe it is only natural to suspend immigrants for the time being till things settle down.

And isn’t that the unshakable reason why she’s surging hugely in the recent polls?!

I unequivocally refute any sort of racism, discrimination and segregation. But the recent bloodshed on innocent civilians in Monaco, Nice, German cities, Belgium and Paris is not only unacceptable, but has probably reached the level of intolerance amongst the Europeans as a whole.

And furthermore, it is nothing got do with ‘racism’. To lead this argument towards that direction is pretty much hypocritical, to my understanding.

That being said, it is only natural for me to reach an unshakable conclusion of a first women president in the land of croissant.

Oh, but you know what?! Croissants in Tokyo taste better these days!

Good Rising!

Yujiro Taniyama

-Japan Broadcasting.net Editor in Chief

North Korea’s Kim Jong un should fight SUMO champ Kisenosato

Mt.Fuji is the most classic, aesthetic and symmetric mountain in the world as far as I know. And it is proven by the mere fact that it’s beauty is renowned not only domestically, but also internationally.

“Harumafuji” and “Terunofuji” are both distinguished Mongolian SUMO wrestlers, though their name includes the word ‘FUJI’.

And yesterday, the new Yokozuna or Grand Champion Kisenosato crushed Terunofuji twice to win the Spring SUMO tournament, according to the Associated Press. Its’ truly a little surprise that AP has posted this article on Japan’s indigenous  ‘sport’ – which I must say is in a way an incorrect term, since SUMO is NOT precisely a sport but a Shinto ritual that roots back 1500 years ago.

If you are a foreigner, you may wonder “Boy, aren’t these FATTYS obese! Eating too much rice bowls and ramens?”.

Well, I do not deny that. But remember, these boys are not just a fatty like Mr Michael Moore, but DO have huge muscles and they also train their body (especially the hip-joint between the legs) to make it extremely soft in order to prevent serious injuries.

 

Now.

 

People in North Korea are purportedly eating shoes.

ASICS? NIKE? Onizuka Tiger?! Adidas?!  Who knows. Malnutrition seems rampant, since their authoritarian regime is keen on flooding 90% of its annual budget into its nuclear missile program. Not enough food on the table, and its citizens are skin and bones.

But there’s just one exception. Yes, the “Fatty” Sumo-wrestler-like guy, Kim Jong un.

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Japan to beat U.S.A and win the 3rd World Baseball Classic!

Team Japan won the inaugural ‘World Baseball Classic’ (WBC) in 2006. Just four years later, the defending champs prevailed once gain, with the ‘classic’ plays by big names such as Ichiro and Yu Darvish.

Just as for a quick notice, Darvish is a Japanese super hurler that plays for Major League Baseball (MLB)’s Texas Rangers. However,  since his dad is Iranian, some anticipate that ‘daddy’ may be perpetually blocked from entering not only the ball park, but the United States.

Thank you, Mr President. I still love your wig sir.

 

Now, where were we?!

That’s right, the WBC. In 2013 tournament, the defending champion Team Japan succumbed to Puerto Rico in the Semi final, or the ‘Championship Round’.

And here we are now in 2017, only four teams left! (See below)

 

Baseball prohibited in North Korea by Mr Kim!?

Japan, Puerto Rico, Netherlands and the U.S.A. The ‘Big 4’. South Korea by the way (not North, Dear leader Mr Kim allegedly prohibits its 22 million citizens from playing the sport founded by ‘Imperial Americans’) was initially seen as the rival of Japan as had been in previous tournaments, but they have already been marginalized in this tournament, just like the impeached beauty(and the FMR President) Ms.Pak Geun hye and its politics. They couldn’t make it the 2nd round.

Puerto Rico is playing the Netherlands right now (as I write this article. 3-3! Super tight game) in the first semi final match. But what interests me more than the game is their ‘political status’.

According to the Wikipedia, this small island nation of 3 million is ‘not a U.S state’ , but the “Puerto Ricans were collectively made U.S citizens” in 1917 by the Jones-Shafroth Act. This article argues that ‘U.S imposed citizenship in order to draft Puerto Rican men into the army as American entry to WW1 became likely’.

It is a feasible assumption regarding the fact colonial imperialism was rampant in those days. And whats more striking, the Puerto Ricans today are deprived of their rights to vote for the congress or Presidential election despite the fact they are ostensibly ‘U.S citizens’. I’ve heard a chubby woman from Guam make the same complaint in Tokyo Narita Airport in January this year. That’s right, these two ‘nations’ are not even a sovereign state.

When the United States of America’s founding principles are ‘Democracy’, ‘Equality’ and ‘Human Rights’, their current double-standard in these two ‘pawns’ is difficult to comprehend and simply indefensible. Of course, I understand that the $70 billion debt by the Puerto Rican government was an issue in last year’s U.S Presidential election.

The reality that San Juan is unsustainable without Washington’s financial aid is not to be argued. However, amid the recent rise of nationalism and Brexit movement (Scotland’s proposal of its 2nd referendum on independence has been rejected by Mrs May), the outcome of Puerto Rico’s upcoming referendum on June 11, 2017 on whether to choose between a statehood and independence is surely something we should all focus upon as advocates of fundamental rights.

Oops! Please remember I’m no anti-Trump or anti-American. I’m nothing but an Outspoken Samurai of the 21st century thirsty for truth and fairness, just like the famous Fox News.

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