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'Let us never bow and apologize more' - Ralph Waldo once brilliantly said. Since 1868, the foreigners have often mocked; "The Japanese are unopinionated and psychologically incapable of expressing themselves". Sadly, that is fabulously true.

We proudly present you the most idle yet candid street preacher - Samurai Aphrodisiac Yujiro Taniyama, fully armed with morally unhygienic G-string diapers.

"I do hope you won't consider it presumptuous", begins the G-string Samurai, continuing, "but the sycophantic reticence of the homogenous lambs of Giappone is morbid, misleading and an incontrovertible liability that may jeopardize free thinking. I rather go the opposite; fart, wheeze and speak out!"

Ohio Gozaim-ass.

Bow.

Church leaders in Moscow, belligerent masquerading as peace loving cows. Mow down the immoral West! Kirill to kill, Christian jingoism for the best! Holy War, Holy Spirit, nocturnal Holy Cow. Moth-Cow. 『THE MORNING GOOLIES – Daily Milk Delivery』

Morbid habit of being busy, with mobile devices nothing but illusory. Brainpower drained, the Philistines institutionally indoctrinated, its’ an opium for spiritual destitute. 『The Morning Goolies』

Korean restaurant in Shinjoocoo, ¥490 pork rice lunch menu. Complimentary Kimchi, so 1000g box was out of the blue empty, Red Mt.Fuji. Seoul I miss, in my soul. 『The Morning Goolies』

Bloomers at schools are now banned in Giappone, as the prudish judo moms claim it’s lewd and Fescennine. But in all Familymarts across the street, smutty weekly’s accessible mighty naughty.『The Morning Goolies』

Water Festival in Siam, Easter Festival in Buckingham. Celestial spring rollicking oh sing, unmask Phallos Festival let lingam swing.　　『The Morning Goolies』

April shower. Disposable mortals, all disappear. Present is tangible, tomorrow’s perishable, epicurean monks romping on instant noodle!　　『The Morning Goolies』

Musk buying Twitter, fantabulous that’s for sure. Censorship by goody-goody phonies, do more harm than good. They all have agendas「Block Copernicus! Unorthodox dogs! Muzzle Space X!」O’ how knightly was Malcolm X!　　『The Morning Goolies』

THE MORNING GOOLIES 【 Daily Milk Delivery! 】Est. 2022 Proudly Presented by Japan Broadcasting.net ［JB］

German salaryman from Koln, in Tokyo for five days non-quarantined business. Tying the knot in two months, the ardent monogamist guzzling PadThai rebuked restarting nuclear power plants. Coconut ice cream, or NordStream.　　『The Morning Goolies』

Dentist day. Silver tooth, unnoticeably shaky. Metallic palladium prices on the rise, replacement now may be unwise.　　『The Morning Goolies』

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