Dear Mr Emanuel Macron Ph.D
Good morning sir.
And congratulations for your decisive victory this morning. I think you have done it once again, crushing the mother of all bombs (MOAB)…….., no, I mean the mother of 3, Mrs Marine Le Pen.
Sir, I knew you were going to win.
Well, to be honest that’s a big fat lie. I’d never imagined you would actually prevail, under the recent circumstances of ruthless terrorism and immigrant crisis across Europe. Of course I remember back in November 2015, 130 innocent people in Paris fell victim to those despicable Muslim extremists.
I was shocked and terrified, totally speechless in utter grief.
Outrageous acts of violence continued across the European continent even after that as you are well aware of. Nice (pronounced Nee-ce), Belgium, Germany suicide bombers subsequently led to my conclusion, or prediction – “The mighty French people must be feeling precarious like a pussy cat living under dictator Stalin. They must be thirsty for safety and freedom! So anti-immigrants fighter Le Pen shall prevail!”