Tokyo predicts Marine Le Pen will become the next French president

The next President of France will be Jean-Marie Le Pen’s daughter, albeit good or bad.

Marie and Marine.

Confusing as their names are, so is the phenomenal shift in the western politics these days. Brexit, Trump and ‘Marie’.

From a Japanese perspective, it is simply unimaginable how father’s name is ‘Marie’ and the daughter ‘Marine’.

I mean, it even sounds like a pure French joke.

No guy in Tokyo is called ‘Yoko’. John Lennon’s wife?! Absolutely. But it’s no boy’s name. It’s like calling Sean Lennon ‘John-Yoko’ Lennon.

Although I may be a nobody in the ‘Far East ‘ (seen from Paris, that is) living in obscurity, this French naming sense is already inexplicable to say the least. And the upcoming election on April 23rd to decide the next ruler of the ‘land of the croissant’ is not only unpredictable like Trump, but inexplicable by nature.

Le Pen daughter is not ‘Far right’

Recent homicides in Europe by Muslim extremists make Le Pen (for get the other ‘Marie’ – he’s just a detail in French politics) appear as a savior rather than a ‘dangerous far right extremist’ as often labeled by the western corporate medias like the AP.

I emphatically claim so due to the fact the so called ‘Far left’ candidate, Melenchon’s manifesto is no different from that of Le Pen – which is to pull France out of the EU.

Furthermore, this newcomer is also lobbying to quit the ‘obsolete’ NATO.

Despite the fact, the former is labeled as the far right and the latter far left.

Why?!

A ‘tougher stance on immigrants’?!

Well Le Pen is surely claiming to deport illegal immigrants mainly from the former French colonies in the North African -sub Sahara region, but taking into account the perpetual suicide bombing by Paris government’s formidable adversary – which is of course the IS and its devout followers, I believe it is only natural to suspend immigrants for the time being till things settle down.

And isn’t that the unshakable reason why she’s surging hugely in the recent polls?!

I unequivocally refute any sort of racism, discrimination and segregation. But the recent bloodshed on innocent civilians in Monaco, Nice, German cities, Belgium and Paris is not only unacceptable, but has probably reached the level of intolerance amongst the Europeans as a whole.

And furthermore, it is nothing got do with ‘racism’. To lead this argument towards that direction is pretty much hypocritical, to my understanding.

That being said, it is only natural for me to reach an unshakable conclusion of a first women president in the land of croissant.

Oh, but you know what?! Croissants in Tokyo taste better these days!

Good Rising!

Yujiro Taniyama

-Japan Broadcasting.net Editor in Chief

「過ちは二度とくりかへしません」と言った日本人。日本に核を落とすと言った、北朝鮮

北の肥満児が、元気である。

その名も、金正恩。

‘Last Samurai’ とは、トム・ソーヤでもトム・クルーズのことでもない。渡辺謙など、それどころではない。

三島由紀夫。

ぼくが知る限り、1970年11月25日に市ヶ谷で切腹した彼ぞ、Last Samurai に相応しい男である。

そんな彼が、「民族的憤激を思ひ起こせ – 私の中のヒロシマ」という寄稿文を書いたのは、昭和四十二年の八月のことであった。

その中で、ミシマはこう述べている。

『ヒロシマ。ナチのユダヤ人虐殺。まぎれもなくそれは史上、二大虐殺行為である。日本人は、「過ちは二度とくりかへしません」といった。原爆に対する日本人の民族的憤激を正当に表現した文字は、終戦の詔勅の「五内為に裂ク」といふ一節以外に、私は知らない』

民族的憤激を忘れた日本人

我々の祖先は、原爆をトランプ氏の先輩大統領ルーズヴェルト&トゥルーマン(前者が作製、後者が投下)によって二度と落とされたにも関わらず、なぜか「二度とくりかへしません」と言ったそうな。少なくともヒロシマの慰霊碑には、そう刻まれている。

かなり不可解な文面であることは言うまでもないが、(アメリカ政府が言うならば、まだ理解できる)いずれにせよ、おデブさんの金正恩率いる北朝鮮は「先制攻撃されたら、在日米軍基地に向け核をぶっ放す」と、事実上明言。日本人がいくら’くりかへしません’ と言ったところで、現実はその日本人が去勢された子羊であることを、痛ましいほど鮮明に浮かび上がらせる。

そこで考えてみよう。

在日米軍基地とは、すなわち日本領土のことである。130個以上という、とてつもなく多くの米軍基地が我が国にはある。それ自体が異常だがそれもそのはず、日本は「自分で自分を守れない国」だそうですので。六本木ヒルズとミッドタウンのちょうど目の前にも’赤坂通信センター’ なるヘリポート二つ整備した米軍基地がある。北朝鮮の「トランプ先制攻撃には、核で対応する」という’脅し’ のターゲットには、理屈上はTOKYOオリンピック2020会場から自転車でわずか5分のこの場所も、天現寺交差点の米軍基地「ホテル ニューサンノー」も、横田基地など首都圏すべてが含まれているわけだ。

にもかかわらず、北朝鮮のこうした核挑発に対しミシマの言う「民族的憤激」を果たして今日の日本人が抱いているかと言えば、間違いなく答えは否だろう。ヒロシマに至っては、核ミサイルを憂慮憤慨するどころか、同市のプロフェッショナル野球チームの10連勝で盛り上がっているくらいなのだから。

なにも四六時中怒れとは毛頭言わないが、今日の非常時に憤激一つできない国家に果たして未来などあるのだろうか。

最後にもう一つ、付け加えておきたい事。それは、どの新聞もどのネット記事にも日本の自衛隊の存在がゼロだということに他ならない。

これが極めて異常だと感じているのは、果たしてうるさい日本人だけだろうか?!

「沖縄の在日米軍基地で、アメリカ軍が不測の事態に備えスタンバイしている」という類のものは溢れているが、そこには「自衛隊」のカケラもない。これが戦後72年もの間、ワシントンにべったり追従してきた半永久米軍基地国家ジャパーンの実態かと思うと、もう情けなさを通り越してOMG。

核は、使えない兵器ということになっている。

ただ、相手は兄を真昼間のクアラルンプールで暗殺してしまう連中だ。恐ろしいことだが、核の使用も十分に考えられる。たとえ金王朝が地上から吹っ飛ぼうとも。

金正恩の最近の激太りも、まったくの想定外だった。ミシマのかつての’文士仲間’ 石原慎太郎も今では首がなくなってしまったが、あの肥満児も黒海キャヴィアの食べ過ぎかもう頭と胴体が、真っ直ぐに直結してしまっている。

余談だが、平和ボケ子羊国家の防衛軍 (Self Defense Forces) のトップにいるのが、あの田舎っぺ風の泣いてばかりのおばさんかと思うと、これまた正直いたたまれなくなる。

ああ、今日もミシマが泣いている。

原爆、holocaust, 北朝鮮。

民族的憤激、なう。

Good Rising!

雄乃字

Doraemon & Naruto will save the world from ‘Pyongyang vs Trump War’

Pundits across the globe are warning the citizens of Tokyo, Seoul and the G7 nations that the ‘dinner is ready’.

Exuberant Trump is ready for a pre-emptive strike on North Korea, they all say, which to me is no surprise.

But wait a minute.

Who’s going to be the ‘victor’ of this upcoming war?! Asaad? No. Mao Asada (Japanese Olympian Skater that retired yesterday)? No. Putin San? No. Mr Xi?! Absolutely not.

Ruthless Kim Jong un vs relentless Trump. It’s highly unlikely they’ll have a ‘hamburger lunch’ anytime soon, but instead a ‘Hamburger – Kimchi War’ could begin in a blink of an eye considering the fact USS Carl Vinson is already on a stand by in Sea of Japan.

Toshiba duped by an American phoney Westinghouse Electric

The viral video of FAA officials forcing an American citizen (not an illegal immigrant) Mr David Dao on UA Flight 3411 was merely repugnant.

Westinghouse Electric’s CEO Danny Roderick who filed for bankruptcy recently was another fraudulent phoney that de facto ‘eradicated’ its parent company Toshiba.

The management of Toshiba were not only dumb, but critically complacent as to be victimized by phoney Roderick’s cold blooded charade.

Since I have no bigotry, I am well aware of the fact that there are quite a few good hearted Americans on its soil. But at the same time those covered on western mainstream medias are usually phoneys and ‘pathological liars’ to my knowledge.

Trump pledged ‘America First’ and won the votes. After 100 days in office, we’ve learned that he’s doing exactly the opposite. Bombing Syria, and next Pyongyang. You call his recent moves ‘World Policeman USA’.

Of course I do not condone the North Korean authoritarian regime nor its biggest communist ally. That being said, Trump’s pressure on Xi Jinping in Florida a couple of days ago was a prudent one.

Hamburger-Kimchi War

But is he actually going to wage a bloody ‘Hamburger – Kimchi’ battle?!
If Heinz made ketchup is the ‘blood’ , then the color of Korean chilly is also the same. I was stunned when I visited Pan Munjon – or the 38th parallel about a decade ago that it was only 40 kilometers from Myongdong, the core shopping center in Seoul.

So if the battle does begin, the South Koreans including the incarcerated beauty Ms Pak Geun hye are likely to fall prey to the Kim Jong un invasion to say the least.

Japan on the other hand may also suffer, with Kim’s unpredictable Nodong missiles presumably crushing into Roppongi or Kyoto or Miyajima. Who knows?!

I am pretty wary and skeptical of the ‘100 % accuracy’ of the so called the US built THAAD system. It is super pricey(unsurprisingly $ billions) , and better be ultra hi tech, but still when Pyongyang fires 30 missiles towards Tokyo Tower it is unthinkable that they’ll be all shot down.

And if the accuracy is just 50%, then it will prove that THAAD is a total failure falling far short of what it’s worth.

It will surely be an embarrassing moment for the Pentagon as well.

Doraemon Go

Japan has no nukes, but instead invented ‘Doraemon’- a super hi tech cat like robot from the 22nd century after WW2.

This ‘cat’ is 1000 times well equipped compared to Mr Tom ‘impossible’ Cruise. If you don’t believe me, please just google it. You’ll know why.

Doraemon is a huge international sensation across Asia. Thais love him, as well as the Chinese and the Koreans. Controversial UA flight’s Mr Dao was depicted as ‘disruptive and belligerent ‘ – according to the CEO of the embattled aviation company. But that usage is blatantly incorrect, while Kim and Trump perfectly matches that depiction, cynically speaking.

Doraemon’ s amicable character, as well as his ‘Moshimo Box’ shall save our planet from entering WW3. He’ll go inside the phone booth(box) and yell ‘If there were no A Bombs in this world!’ – then the whole crisis shall be over.

What you say inside the Moshimo Box becomes a reality! And if by any chance that doesn’t work, NARUTO shall step in. He’s another Japanese Superhero that can make a huge difference in world affairs, to my knowledge. And my pure wish is, ladies and gents….. have ‘Tokyo’ play the crucial role of NARUTO- a funny but super powerful Samurai who loves Ramen( instant type too).

But in conclusion, that’s definitely a ‘mission impossible’ unfortunately, I must admit. Our cowardly, unthinking pacifist constitution set up back in 1946 is somehow still widely effective till this very day, depriving our citizens of the indispensable Samurai Bushido spirit to stand up when needed.

Our subservient attitude towards Washington is a huge surprise even to quite a few Americans friends I know of. If the British mock themselves as the ‘panting puppy’ of the Whitehouse, so are we. In that sense, Trump was perfectly correct when he pointed out during last year’s Presidential election that Japan shall find a way to defend itself against Pyongyang, instead of counting on the US – especially when the Japan-American 1960 defense treaty is hilariously ‘one sided’.

Correct.

You foreign readers of this blog shall be appalled to actually read that in our ‘1946 constitution’ made by Big Mac or Douglas McArthur, it stipulates that ‘the belligerency of the state shall never be maintained’.

I’m not joking fellas, it’s true.

UA flight’s David Dao’s belligerency : 5%

Donald Trump’s belligerency: 75%

Kim Jong un’s belligerency: 90%

Japan’s belligerency: 0%

OMG, isn’t it ridiculous. Maggie, Maggie Thatcher ma’am can you hear me?!

So.

What are we waiting for?! A missile strike by Mr Hamburger of Kimchi-Fatty or Doraemon?!

No, to be honest, NARUTO is whom I count on the most.

Come! I’ll cook a really yummy pork based doro-doro Ramen for you, with tons of garlic! Of course it’s a dream never come true. He’ll never appear.

Good Rising!

Yujiro Taniyama

Japan Broadcasting. net Editor in Chief