By Samurai Yujiro Taniyama – Japan Broadcast
Baby Ohtani and Baby Ruth. Impeccable athletes Mother Goose. The hurler hits pitches and steal bases, though incapable to deliver English speeches. ‘We must go alone! Speak what you think!’ said Emerson, but the Face of Baseball uses translator as human shield. Wimp never be! Verbal incontinence self-protective reticence! Speak direct! Imperfection perfect! That’s real Sho-Time.
JB Editorial Team THE MORNING GOOLIES 「Daily Milk
Purgatory MLB, creatures spitting perpetually. Dirty impure insanitary, the only gentleman’s Ohtani. He never farts, salivas phlegms, like a peewee star clean as gem. Lavatory MLB, why don’t you ban that malady? Smoking doping secreting hell, putrefaction uncivilized spell. 『Giappone Samurai Yujiro』
JB Editorial Team THE MORNING GOOLIES 「Daily Milk
17 syllables indispensable in Haicoo, apparently impossible in English intellectual drool. 17 wins by hurling Angel number seventeen, a mission feasible in American baseball scene. Seasonal words unnecessary, as cherub hits and runs in electrifying unconventionality. Showbiz, Showman, Showtime. 『Japan Broadcasting.net 【JB】 』
JB Editorial Team THE MORNING GOOLIES 「Daily Milk
