Giappone’s already licked, General Eisenhower said. They were ready to surrender, Admiral Leahy said. The fetters of false ideas, that surprise attack on urban population center had values, desecrates conscience of man like lacerated piss-water can. Not just one but two, ballyhoo. Unjustifiable are Tokyo jingoists too, you know who. Apology’s unnecessary, though interestingly Nimitz ’n all top men in Stars’n Stripes military had also argued that the indiscriminate weapon roasting women and children was unnecessary. The Land of the Rising Phallos Festival piggybacking on it today, surely is a risible irony.

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「THE MORNING GOOLIES」 Nancy Pepsi a decrepit granny, Asian holiday sipping Pepsi. She hustled distributed her bottles super icy, ingredients were sugar ’n democracy almighty. Bamboo eater next door pedantic frantic than ever before, banned selling granny’s drink. Nancy Pepsi’s salacious wink.

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『THE MORNING GOOLIES』 “Truth is god”, said Gandhi. Thunder in Giappone is Kaminari. Rice-straw rope with white paper, on every shrine gate sacrosanct wonderworker. “Truth is god, not the other way around”. Papyrus is KAMI synonymous for animistic deity. Thunderstruck today, rain prodigious it’s time to play.

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Cicada Cinderella turned upside down, grilled on asphalt purgatory clown. Car passes by, I fear for the worst lullaby, Cinderella survives the brevity of life. Another coach intrudes, the concrete jungles’ brutes, this could be it constrained both fingers crossed. She prevails once again, the rushing Prince scoops her up insane, emancipating the precious in four-clover terrain.  「Giappone Samurai Yujiro」

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Maria the long distance swimmer, dog peddled to Tokyo from Barcelona. Descendent maybe of Henry the Navigator, she conquers the seas Miss Vasco da Gama. Sashimi than Sushi, Wasabi than Messi, the mother of Jesus beams in Zooshi. Reminiscent of Santiago de Compostela farewell I pray, the mermaid’s Cape of Good Play. Jellyfish!

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SUPER WAKA. Poetic like no other. Wakame 若芽 is a bud, Wakame わかめ is seaweed. Madonna’s a fledging lover, Wakadanna’s a young master. Kangaroos fornicate though Wakareroo is to differentiate. Callipygian’s buttocks make love, Wakai 和解 signifies making peace. Thrill to death! Fearless of disgrace! Wakarazya’s わからずや wicked and senseless, adolescence and senescence both blooming florescence. I’m the finest wanker indestructible SUPER WAKA. Newborn today! Newborn everyday! The Wanderlust Kama Kar-Magical SUPER WAKA!

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Giappone Yujiro「THE MORNING GOOLIES」 Just published a book, on how they cook up rubbish English. Japan becomes Ja ‘pun’, ‘Iggy-lisu’ is an ‘English’man. Thus Planet of Apes we are called, repulsive fakes unworthy to scold. USO EIGO うそ英語.

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