Surpassing a kiddy going to school, “Ohio” beamed the stranger clear firmament drool. Boy cracked a smile of an untarnished infantile, “iktsoo?” asked the scavenger 7 was the answer. Quick chat soon over, chatty silly waved sayonara. じゃぁまたね “Jar-mata nay!” whooped the stripling second grader, what a rhapsody ’n what a way to start a day!

JB Editorial Team THE MORNING GOOLIES 「Daily Milk

Kimpo airport became Gimpo. Kyongbok Palace became Gyeongbok. Kimchi nevertheless still spelled Kimchi. Inexplicable. Pusan city one day renamed Busan. Pohang city though maintained Pohang. Taejon then unilaterally changed to Daejon. Taegu is now Daegu. Cheju airlines is Jaeju. Kyongju masquerading as Gyeongju but Mr. Kim ain’t labelled Mr. Gim. Fantastically unscrupulous perplexing for Chosun-mongering tourists fantabulous, do please not consider one day switching Korea to Gorea. Or else the world atlas’ll catch diarrhea if not gonorrhea.

JB Editorial Team The Morning Goolies 「Daily Milk

Ocha means tea, though unlearning was Prayoot-chan Ocha. A militarist showboat turned suspended Siamese PM, greed and motives spectacularly sinister. Power corrupts, absolute power corrupts absolutely. Ocha diluted, no taste no power. Out! Sud!

JB Editorial Team THE MORNING GOOLIES 「Daily Milk