Japan Broadcasting.net Corporation Senior Sports Writer, Camel-Samurai Yujiro Pharaoh Taniyama
Profusely sorry dear prudent readers, I was wrong. Blatanly wrong. The Dutch-Windmills boys performed slightly better than I had initially expected, as they brilliantly earned a draw against my Sushi Kickers, 2-2. A sincere felicitation to Amsterdam. Stern discipline among the Japanese side, led by manga-cartoon faced coach Molly (pronounced ‘Molly-yas Hajj May’, so Molly for short) was notable, as they bounced back each time the Windmills scored.
Mutiny, by the Sushi Boys are now becoming a pure reality – as far as I am concerned. After watching today’s match against the mammoth descendants of Van Gogh, my bigoted intuition whispers with adamancy that ‘Super Underdog Japan’ can make it happen, and yield historic triumph in FIFA Soccer Circus 2026.
The Sushi Boys’ next match is against the Tunisians. With all due respect to the North African side, I predict that Japan will prevail comfortably 3-0. The lofty ethical principle that is shared within Molly’s squad should make a big fat difference. Good sushi, good life.
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