Van Yujiro Theo Samurai Gogh, Japan Broadcasting.net Corporation Sports Correspondent
Sinister motives of all sorts ought to be eradicated across the globe, as soccer World Cup 2026 kicks off today. The most fonded sport in the planet can connect the people, instead of disconnect like every other abominable nuisances.
Good luck and farewell to arms to all 48 teams and associates, including the belligerent Yankee republic and Zoroaster republic; fairness gentlemen, fairness. Warfare is always transitory, so instead just kick that Adidas (ball).
Meanwhile, Team Giappone clashes against the renowned Dutch Windmills on June 14 in Dallas. It goes without saying that the favorites are the latter ranked 7th on planet earth, though nonetheless Sushi Japan is currently a pretty formidable team that has the potential to karate-chop any opponent. The yellow-tale-mongers are more than serious to clinch not only victory over Van Perse’s boys, but the whole grand tournament. Can the ingenious Vicarious Samurai (damn blue or red or color whatever) make history? And to become the first oriental or Asian side to conquer the mighty event!?
2-0, Team Sushi.
Wishful thinking and buoyant optimism of course, but regarding the fact that Giappone’s striker Ayase scored most goals in Dutch league this season, the flawed sportswriter Van Yujiro Theo Samurai Gogh’s prediction may not be completely baseless.
Best goals gentlemen!
