Kimpo airport became Gimpo. Kyongbok Palace became Gyeongbok. Kimchi nevertheless still spelled Kimchi. Inexplicable. Pusan city one day renamed Busan. Pohang city though maintained Pohang. Taejon then unilaterally changed to Daejon. Taegu is now Daegu. Cheju airlines is Jaeju. Kyongju masquerading as Gyeongju but Mr. Kim ain’t labelled Mr. Gim. Fantastically unscrupulous perplexing for Chosun-mongering tourists fantabulous, do please not consider one day switching Korea to Gorea. Or else the world atlas’ll catch diarrhea if not gonorrhea.

JB Editorial Team The Morning Goolies 「Daily Milk