Grouchy bitch of egocentricity, punished for crookery, Capt. Sparrow’s glorious victory. Faking victimhood for gold and attention, ‘woman’ no longer a weapon, in the age of women 『Yujiro Di Giappone Taniyama』

JB Editorial Team

THE MORNING GOOLIES 「Daily Milk Delivery!」presented by Japan Broadcasting.net Corporation

The poet of impartiality congratulates Mr. John Jack Sparrow Depp for winning the unharmonious case against his ex-concubine. “Captain Sparrow was a world class pirate, but he just didn’t have the intellectual capacity to distinguish thugs from ladies”, says Yujiro Di Giappone.